My broomsticks a bit rough?
when i fly over houses and towns,,my broomstick is a bit rough, and chafes my thighs..what can i do to make it nice and smooth..i,m going to be busy soon ?
Answers:
nothin for it, but to wear some leather chapps!!
Lubricant.
buy a new one
Use KY jelly to lubricate it
surely you know a spell that could help..?
axle grease is possibly the best
ouch
sand it down
Upgrade to angel wings
trade it in then hahahahahahahah1!!.xxxxxxxx
get some sandpaper and give it a few strokes. It'll smooth out.
Stay at home!! There's to many goblins around!!
Lose some weight from your thighs. Wrap your handle in velvet, and add stirrups.
Try a Saddle and don't ride it so hard.
get a padded seat
sand paper should sort it out .lol
perhaps it's time you traded it in for a newer one. harry potter rides a firebolt and is very impressed by its performance, get yourself to diagon alley and try a few out
Stick some sandpaper to your inner thighs for the next few days - that'll stop the chaffing and get rid of the rough bits. Dust yourself down after though coz if wearing black it could be mistaken for pubic dandruff :-) xx
hahahahahahahahahha.. that is hilarious. Try "UDDER BALM" the cow udder balm treatment.. cows have a tough life as well with their teats being pulled and yanked by rough hands.
pipe lagging, mmmmmmmmmmmm comfy
you need your thighs massaged with .. never mind drop in when you are flying over !!
Try sandpaper, it works a treat,
cooking oil
sandpaper and some wood wax lol
buy firebolt. outta harry potter!! just cast a spell to make potter alive instead of a character, snatch his firebolt n send him back.and don't forget to tell j.k rowling about it!!
A large tub of KY should do the trick
r u serious abotu this. wl anyways umm i say you put some lotion or cream on your legs then for ur broom stick. sand it a little that should smooth it out i guess.. but r u realy serious about this this is funny. but i hope that helps u out a bit
Get the Firebolt, or atleast a Nimbus.
The other ones are cheap unreliable made in china brooms, which dirty more than they sweep.
"O Broomstick, O Broomstick,
As hard as can be,
You will be as soft
As a new born kitty!"
First, take off the bristles if it's a new model. If you can't take off the bristles, cover them with paper and painters tape. Then, starting at the front and working your way down, sand with 120 grit sandpaper. Then go to 180 grit. When you can hardly see the little "hairs" from the grain, hit that puppy with 220 grit for all you are worth! Use some elbow grease.
After the 220, rub some stain into it. (Whatever your favorite color is.) Let that dry, then get some spar varnish and put on three light coats, waiting betwen coats for it to dry. Sand with 400 wet and dry between coats. (Gently!)
That will take care of the chafing problem, and add to the resale value of your broom when you go to upgrade to a newer model. Good luck. I hear the new electric brooms are eligible for a tax rebate! (But you can't beat a classic!)
OUCH!! That must really hurt.
Your not using it ofen enough, or your thighs would be used to it. book some more flying time girl.
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Answers:
nothin for it, but to wear some leather chapps!!
Lubricant.
buy a new one
Use KY jelly to lubricate it
surely you know a spell that could help..?
axle grease is possibly the best
ouch
sand it down
Upgrade to angel wings
trade it in then hahahahahahahah1!!.xxxxxxxx
get some sandpaper and give it a few strokes. It'll smooth out.
Stay at home!! There's to many goblins around!!
Lose some weight from your thighs. Wrap your handle in velvet, and add stirrups.
Try a Saddle and don't ride it so hard.
get a padded seat
sand paper should sort it out .lol
perhaps it's time you traded it in for a newer one. harry potter rides a firebolt and is very impressed by its performance, get yourself to diagon alley and try a few out
Stick some sandpaper to your inner thighs for the next few days - that'll stop the chaffing and get rid of the rough bits. Dust yourself down after though coz if wearing black it could be mistaken for pubic dandruff :-) xx
hahahahahahahahahha.. that is hilarious. Try "UDDER BALM" the cow udder balm treatment.. cows have a tough life as well with their teats being pulled and yanked by rough hands.
pipe lagging, mmmmmmmmmmmm comfy
you need your thighs massaged with .. never mind drop in when you are flying over !!
Try sandpaper, it works a treat,
cooking oil
sandpaper and some wood wax lol
buy firebolt. outta harry potter!! just cast a spell to make potter alive instead of a character, snatch his firebolt n send him back.and don't forget to tell j.k rowling about it!!
A large tub of KY should do the trick
r u serious abotu this. wl anyways umm i say you put some lotion or cream on your legs then for ur broom stick. sand it a little that should smooth it out i guess.. but r u realy serious about this this is funny. but i hope that helps u out a bit
Get the Firebolt, or atleast a Nimbus.
The other ones are cheap unreliable made in china brooms, which dirty more than they sweep.
"O Broomstick, O Broomstick,
As hard as can be,
You will be as soft
As a new born kitty!"
First, take off the bristles if it's a new model. If you can't take off the bristles, cover them with paper and painters tape. Then, starting at the front and working your way down, sand with 120 grit sandpaper. Then go to 180 grit. When you can hardly see the little "hairs" from the grain, hit that puppy with 220 grit for all you are worth! Use some elbow grease.
After the 220, rub some stain into it. (Whatever your favorite color is.) Let that dry, then get some spar varnish and put on three light coats, waiting betwen coats for it to dry. Sand with 400 wet and dry between coats. (Gently!)
That will take care of the chafing problem, and add to the resale value of your broom when you go to upgrade to a newer model. Good luck. I hear the new electric brooms are eligible for a tax rebate! (But you can't beat a classic!)
OUCH!! That must really hurt.
Your not using it ofen enough, or your thighs would be used to it. book some more flying time girl.
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