Sodomy - is it all its cracked up to be?
Help me out please.
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Haha
Lures them in every time.
Just remember, practice safe sodomy, wear a coat over it.
Yes wear it.
(wtf is with the random title??)
Tell her it's in the wash because you've been wearing it all week and as it was dirty you didn't want her to see the lovely jumper being worn that way.
I love the tag line - clever - haha!
But what has it to do with your blue tank top?
I say wear it for when she arrives and then say you are too hot/don't want to spill your dinner down it and remove it. That way, everyone is happy!
You should wear the tank top.
Don't bother with sodomy it's complicated and not that much fun.
I think you should write two separate questions really.
wear it
What does the tank top have to do with sodomy?
Wear it once, she deserves it.
Awww wear it for her, she may have a lucid moment bless her and it will make her happy. I was all set to gob off at you with that title lol You like attention don't you lol. x
The headline does not link to the question
here's what you do. tell her you liked it so much, you have worn it a good couple times and now it needs to wash. but only if she askes why you are not wearing it
Sodomy.not something up my alley.
wear it
Sodomy,your 80 yr. old Gran.,dinner,& in a hideous garment?? You are sick.
Go on, be a devil and wear it! It was knitted with love, now wear it with love. She may have forgotten about it, but if she sees you wearing it she may remember, and it will give her great pleasure. And who knows.. she may go away and knit you a pale pink one! Have a good day with your Gran and cherish every moment you can spend with her.
Wear it and let her know you love it and you wear it all the time. shes old and make her really happy for thelast years of her life.
yes
b polite put it on then get it dirty so u have 2 change u ve made that effort as the perfect grandson, but she couldnt expect u 2 wear it if it was filthy
No --- Yes
Hmm.I think you could merge both topics into Sunday dinners conversation..tell her that you was practising sodomy with it, but you can no longer get a handhold, and she'll have to wait until you visit the clinic the next day.
Who knows, it might start off some of those old war time sodomy rationing stories!!
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