How can I get these barnacles of
my "hull"?
I spent most of the day paddling in the sea and when I came out there were loads of barnacles stuck to my ar$e?
Answers:
If it's a really severe infestation, the quickest way is to get that Cunard logo you have tattooed on your posterior removed by laser.
Then, go back into the sea with a large mirror, and show the little fellas that they're anchored to an inappropriate location. Within 2-3 minutes, most of them will drop off into the water muttering 'sorry, my mistake' or 'I could've SWORN.'
Any barnacles that were sleeping or suffering from hangovers during this exercise (there's always a couple) can be carefully scraped off later.
This should leave less scarring than the nitric acid method, and, if videotaped, makes a great ice-breaker for client presentations.
Vitamin C, administered orally as vodka & orange, can help your skin heal faster afterwards. Maintain this regimen for 20-30 years for besh resulsh.
Ireally don't think you did "sailor"..
call on 'barnacle Bill' lol
You've got to singe them off with a lighter. It'll burn a little, but you'll be smooth again in no time.
Try to find someone who does Swedish deep massage. The Swedes are old Vikings, they spent a lot of time on the open sea for months at a time.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm barnacles
Scrape the gangplank
Find someone who's willing to scrape them off for you.
I have suffered from barnacles on my hull for years now. I used to give them a regular scraping however, a bit like athelets foot the more you scratch at it the worse it gets. I now use a barnacle removal cream. I am not promoting thier product but I would suggest Barnaway. Just ask at your local pharmacy, it's available without perscription and should take care of those pesky barncles within a week.
My hull is now barnacle free and I have never felt better.
Dude.those are not barnacles..they're..
LEEEEECHES!!
Oh my, barnacles on your posterior??
Call the barnacle removers straight away.. Ben Dover and Phil Mcavity will be with you within the hour.. and don't go paddling again..
Hey. they're just looking for a place to live. You could grow to love them.
get a smaller ****, therefore less space QED
where were you paddling to get them?
try going to your pharmasist for advice
What the hell are barnacles?
Ah Harrr ye matey, I believe Roger the Cabin Boy is experienced with these kinds of 'issues'.
Have you checked with Ms. N? I'm sure she could smooth you out. If she's busy, get back to me. I'll help.
Now you know why dogs like Barneyboy drag themselves around on pebbles with their feet in the air.
I'll give you a bottle of Nitric acid from the lithograhpy room. It'll eat everything you need of get rid of *fast*.
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Answers:
If it's a really severe infestation, the quickest way is to get that Cunard logo you have tattooed on your posterior removed by laser.
Then, go back into the sea with a large mirror, and show the little fellas that they're anchored to an inappropriate location. Within 2-3 minutes, most of them will drop off into the water muttering 'sorry, my mistake' or 'I could've SWORN.'
Any barnacles that were sleeping or suffering from hangovers during this exercise (there's always a couple) can be carefully scraped off later.
This should leave less scarring than the nitric acid method, and, if videotaped, makes a great ice-breaker for client presentations.
Vitamin C, administered orally as vodka & orange, can help your skin heal faster afterwards. Maintain this regimen for 20-30 years for besh resulsh.
Ireally don't think you did "sailor"..
call on 'barnacle Bill' lol
You've got to singe them off with a lighter. It'll burn a little, but you'll be smooth again in no time.
Try to find someone who does Swedish deep massage. The Swedes are old Vikings, they spent a lot of time on the open sea for months at a time.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm barnacles
Scrape the gangplank
Find someone who's willing to scrape them off for you.
I have suffered from barnacles on my hull for years now. I used to give them a regular scraping however, a bit like athelets foot the more you scratch at it the worse it gets. I now use a barnacle removal cream. I am not promoting thier product but I would suggest Barnaway. Just ask at your local pharmacy, it's available without perscription and should take care of those pesky barncles within a week.
My hull is now barnacle free and I have never felt better.
Dude.those are not barnacles..they're..
LEEEEECHES!!
Oh my, barnacles on your posterior??
Call the barnacle removers straight away.. Ben Dover and Phil Mcavity will be with you within the hour.. and don't go paddling again..
Hey. they're just looking for a place to live. You could grow to love them.
get a smaller ****, therefore less space QED
where were you paddling to get them?
try going to your pharmasist for advice
What the hell are barnacles?
Ah Harrr ye matey, I believe Roger the Cabin Boy is experienced with these kinds of 'issues'.
Have you checked with Ms. N? I'm sure she could smooth you out. If she's busy, get back to me. I'll help.
Now you know why dogs like Barneyboy drag themselves around on pebbles with their feet in the air.
I'll give you a bottle of Nitric acid from the lithograhpy room. It'll eat everything you need of get rid of *fast*.
Scrub Scrub Scrub
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