I need a loan and i dont work am gettin maried in aug and need money fast.help?

ive tried lots of loan companys and they take to long or i dont get anything .i dont no what to do and gettin really stessed.am gettin married soon and did money fast

Answers:
no one in their right mind would loan money to someone who doesn't work
theres only 1 option left.. the game! lol sry
You know the old saying, "A man without a job is like a man without a dikc." You are a loser. ahahahhahahahahahaha!! Loser.
Try Charity - and get Non-refundable Loan.
Take my advice don't borrow money to pay for getting married.

The last thing a newly wed couple need is debt. Concentrate on life after the big day, not just the big day.
ok go onto the net go to the anz bank or the national then go to the part where you apply for a loan they will approve it in 24 hours and they will send it out to you good luck . if you get a job it will make it much easier to get a loan
omg sry hon ,,,, loan takes always time ,,, well u need try and try again ,,, or u maybe organize cheaper weding
you can always get a personal loan from a bank
A) Stay away from guns and banks at the same time

B) Stop wasting time writing in here, and get a part-time job and
just work your a*s off

C) Postpone the marriage while doing this.

There.
Unless you work, and have some sort of collateral, I know of no one who is going to give you a loan. How do you intend to support yourself, and a wife if YOU DON"T WORK?
Simple "Don't get Hitched"!!
Get a personal loan by getting a co-applicant. Co-applicant should be employed.

Take Care.
If you can't work i simper vise with you, & hope you get things sorted out.
if you can work, TRY GETTING A JOB!!
There is some useful tips here.
Reaccess your situation. Get your priorities right.
Find a job, earn some money, save some money and then think about getting married.
A wedding is very expensive, but a marriage will cost for the rest of your life.
ppl make wedding lists for gifts ..its not cheeky asking for money .i did as i had my house and every think in it so i got money for a gift off my guests

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