I want to become an assassin.?
I have a hit list but just need the training and equipment, what do i do. and does anybody want to join me we could start a little army.
First on my list- people who don't read the bl**dy questions properly
Answers:
I can offer you the training, but we will need to control Ellie29UK, she could lose it and go on the rampage.
Trying to locate my "Scope" had it a moment ago
When do you and Ellie want to start?
I will join you Angel.. if you can find the equipment and training. then I'm there. beats this corporate sh.it hole.
(haha look at Anthony R. getting his mummy's panties in a twist.)
Zulu9. I'm sure you could control me. although you haven't done a great job so far!
Hey can I join also?
http://askaninja.com/
Someone I went to school with once said his ambition in life was to do a 'hit.'
Indeed he fulfilled his ambition and is now serving life.
Hey, i'll join. Got a huge hitlist myself!
MI5 are always recruiting and training for new employees I have applied for a job on their web site not that long a go. I would love to join your army but I prefer to work alone.
I'm guillty, please spare me!
Good for you. I know a few people I would love you to bump-off
:-)
You sound very adament to be an assassin. Suppose your favourite move is Assissins. You also sound a bit agro and frustrated, careful that you don't become a serial killer.. there is a difference.
Think you must assissin yourself then you'll become an angel Angel.
Watch Gross Ponit Blank as a reference. Then contact any arms dealer in the Middle East / North Africa who will be able to supply you with the necessary equipment, they will also be able to point you in the right direction in terms of training.
I'll join your army, but I do have my own list of targets.
Kill my ex boyfriend will you?
Good for you, can I be on your list?
for the training i surgest a montage, you'll struggle at first and find it hard you'll want to give up but im sure the plucky side kick that you have by you side will spur you on. eventually as the music in the back ground gets more up beat and livly your training will reach its peak and you start to see better and better results. eventually as the music ends your training will be complete and the day will fade until you and you side kick are mearly shadow figures that are walking in to the sun set ready to take on the world.
i can proberly sort you out some equipment to but we need another montage for that one with ;lots of nodding and some music with dangerous guitar solos.
i cant be bothered to join the army but im sure if its a good enough cause ill support you maybe do a bit of admin for the group on the side you know just to keep my hand in know whats goin on.
nice life in prison
stupid
Remain the angel that you already are , Angel ! :-)
John Prescott is top of my list. How would I do it? Well guns make too much noise and knives can be a little messy. I'd use the good old bow and arrow. First you realise you've been hit is when your sternum shatters into a million pieces! Hmmm, whispering death. Nice :-)
The aliens are excellent assassins, and could probably give you some great advice.
If offer you training in the Yorkshire martial art of 'Ecky Thump' can you deal with my hit list too?
Listen Angel.emulate your name!
Write a list of all the people you'd like to assassin, and instead, PRAY for them. That is the best weapon of all. Pray for them to see the light, sort of speak, and pray for protection from them if they are a threat to you.
PRAY for others, don't wish them harm! Okay, Angel?
P.S. I'll join your army of Prayer Warriors!
for a future psychotherapist, i think you need to work on your anger management.unless you're just blowing off steam.
BTW, I never said you weren't supposed to feel.i said you shouldn't let those feelings show so much if you want to be effective at your profession.
Angel: Ok, so you're just blowing steam and that clarified your position but in your other question you go on to mention me and tell me to "get lost" when I just gave my honest opinion. Well, that just confirms it for me.you can call your self a psychotherapist, nurse or whatever, but as far as I'm concerned, you're way too self absorbed to be good at your job.
So go play at being an assassin.that seems to suit you better.
im a trained assassin! my specail gift is **** flinging i was trained by MI5 i suggest you do the same
This is a dead end job, forget it!
Join the army. You can do all the killing you want over there. They have a special sniper school in Ft. Benning, Georgia for people like you.
Are You sending your Question from your Rightfull Home = a Lunatic Asylum ? or you just another Silly Prat.
try for the popes job you my have more luck you numb nut.
Well good luck with that.
I hear prison cells can be quite cosy.
An Assassin, lol!
Join the army sweetie and you can kill to your hearts content.
I doubt somehow you really have it in you, or that you have ever used a gun or held one.You need to stop watching too many Action movies and get a life! Anyway unless your hit list was significant, whats the point! Why kill idiots when the real asshole's are in Government.
without going into too much detail
(as i would have to kill you!)
the best way to become an assassin
for real
is to join your countrys army.
do the minimum 3-5yrs service
this willl get you all the weapons training you need in guns and close combat without the expensive cost
i then suggest you go to a far east academy
in order to train in MMA(mixed martial arts)
and a number of other diciplines.
once you have mastered all the intricacies of close combat
knives/ hands etc then you are well on your way
you cannot simply have a hit list
to become a true assassin
you would be essentially a gun for hire
true assassins do not hit people on a list theyve made themselves
this is not the work of an assassin
just a murderer!
once you completed all your combat training
you would also need to study things like physchology
to get inside the mind of the person contracted on
this would ensure clean work and not getting caught
which of course at the end of the day is what being an assassin is all about!
the final stage would be to get a contractor
perhaps a mafia boss or something
to do jobs for
this is probably the hardest bit
even if you do all the rest
which would take at least ten years or so
you will still find it very difficult to get work .
i strongly suggest unless you are really committed
that you just stick to watching movies
about assassins
its not an easy job!
such as the excellent Leon with Jean Reno
and The assassin with Bridget Fonda
or perhaps The Long Kiss Goodnight with Geena Davis
or best of all Ghost Dog with Forrest Whittaker
all of which are a lot ,more entertaining than
spending the rest of your life
staring at your cellmates Hairy backside
as you do a life sentence for Murder!
Training for such a career can be quite expensive and I believe that it does not qualify for a student loan. A possible route is to convert to Islam and join one of the poplar North London mosques. Some of these provide bursaries and pay course fees for residential courses in the Middle East and Central Asia. After successful completion of the course, your educational establishment will find you work in your home country and provide all equipment necessary for completion of the task. There are however, two problem areas.
1. Sponsors do not encourage graduates to become self employed and career prospects are therefor rather bleak.
2. Section 6 of the Terrorism Act 2006 discourages attendance on such courses.
Too late. You'll have to switch jobs. Your question here can be traced and the first rule is to keep quite about it.
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Answers:
I can offer you the training, but we will need to control Ellie29UK, she could lose it and go on the rampage.
Trying to locate my "Scope" had it a moment ago
When do you and Ellie want to start?
I will join you Angel.. if you can find the equipment and training. then I'm there. beats this corporate sh.it hole.
(haha look at Anthony R. getting his mummy's panties in a twist.)
Zulu9. I'm sure you could control me. although you haven't done a great job so far!
Hey can I join also?
http://askaninja.com/
Someone I went to school with once said his ambition in life was to do a 'hit.'
Indeed he fulfilled his ambition and is now serving life.
Hey, i'll join. Got a huge hitlist myself!
MI5 are always recruiting and training for new employees I have applied for a job on their web site not that long a go. I would love to join your army but I prefer to work alone.
I'm guillty, please spare me!
Good for you. I know a few people I would love you to bump-off
:-)
You sound very adament to be an assassin. Suppose your favourite move is Assissins. You also sound a bit agro and frustrated, careful that you don't become a serial killer.. there is a difference.
Think you must assissin yourself then you'll become an angel Angel.
Watch Gross Ponit Blank as a reference. Then contact any arms dealer in the Middle East / North Africa who will be able to supply you with the necessary equipment, they will also be able to point you in the right direction in terms of training.
I'll join your army, but I do have my own list of targets.
Kill my ex boyfriend will you?
Good for you, can I be on your list?
for the training i surgest a montage, you'll struggle at first and find it hard you'll want to give up but im sure the plucky side kick that you have by you side will spur you on. eventually as the music in the back ground gets more up beat and livly your training will reach its peak and you start to see better and better results. eventually as the music ends your training will be complete and the day will fade until you and you side kick are mearly shadow figures that are walking in to the sun set ready to take on the world.
i can proberly sort you out some equipment to but we need another montage for that one with ;lots of nodding and some music with dangerous guitar solos.
i cant be bothered to join the army but im sure if its a good enough cause ill support you maybe do a bit of admin for the group on the side you know just to keep my hand in know whats goin on.
nice life in prison
stupid
Remain the angel that you already are , Angel ! :-)
John Prescott is top of my list. How would I do it? Well guns make too much noise and knives can be a little messy. I'd use the good old bow and arrow. First you realise you've been hit is when your sternum shatters into a million pieces! Hmmm, whispering death. Nice :-)
The aliens are excellent assassins, and could probably give you some great advice.
If offer you training in the Yorkshire martial art of 'Ecky Thump' can you deal with my hit list too?
Listen Angel.emulate your name!
Write a list of all the people you'd like to assassin, and instead, PRAY for them. That is the best weapon of all. Pray for them to see the light, sort of speak, and pray for protection from them if they are a threat to you.
PRAY for others, don't wish them harm! Okay, Angel?
P.S. I'll join your army of Prayer Warriors!
for a future psychotherapist, i think you need to work on your anger management.unless you're just blowing off steam.
BTW, I never said you weren't supposed to feel.i said you shouldn't let those feelings show so much if you want to be effective at your profession.
Angel: Ok, so you're just blowing steam and that clarified your position but in your other question you go on to mention me and tell me to "get lost" when I just gave my honest opinion. Well, that just confirms it for me.you can call your self a psychotherapist, nurse or whatever, but as far as I'm concerned, you're way too self absorbed to be good at your job.
So go play at being an assassin.that seems to suit you better.
im a trained assassin! my specail gift is **** flinging i was trained by MI5 i suggest you do the same
This is a dead end job, forget it!
Join the army. You can do all the killing you want over there. They have a special sniper school in Ft. Benning, Georgia for people like you.
Are You sending your Question from your Rightfull Home = a Lunatic Asylum ? or you just another Silly Prat.
try for the popes job you my have more luck you numb nut.
Well good luck with that.
I hear prison cells can be quite cosy.
An Assassin, lol!
Join the army sweetie and you can kill to your hearts content.
I doubt somehow you really have it in you, or that you have ever used a gun or held one.You need to stop watching too many Action movies and get a life! Anyway unless your hit list was significant, whats the point! Why kill idiots when the real asshole's are in Government.
without going into too much detail
(as i would have to kill you!)
the best way to become an assassin
for real
is to join your countrys army.
do the minimum 3-5yrs service
this willl get you all the weapons training you need in guns and close combat without the expensive cost
i then suggest you go to a far east academy
in order to train in MMA(mixed martial arts)
and a number of other diciplines.
once you have mastered all the intricacies of close combat
knives/ hands etc then you are well on your way
you cannot simply have a hit list
to become a true assassin
you would be essentially a gun for hire
true assassins do not hit people on a list theyve made themselves
this is not the work of an assassin
just a murderer!
once you completed all your combat training
you would also need to study things like physchology
to get inside the mind of the person contracted on
this would ensure clean work and not getting caught
which of course at the end of the day is what being an assassin is all about!
the final stage would be to get a contractor
perhaps a mafia boss or something
to do jobs for
this is probably the hardest bit
even if you do all the rest
which would take at least ten years or so
you will still find it very difficult to get work .
i strongly suggest unless you are really committed
that you just stick to watching movies
about assassins
its not an easy job!
such as the excellent Leon with Jean Reno
and The assassin with Bridget Fonda
or perhaps The Long Kiss Goodnight with Geena Davis
or best of all Ghost Dog with Forrest Whittaker
all of which are a lot ,more entertaining than
spending the rest of your life
staring at your cellmates Hairy backside
as you do a life sentence for Murder!
Training for such a career can be quite expensive and I believe that it does not qualify for a student loan. A possible route is to convert to Islam and join one of the poplar North London mosques. Some of these provide bursaries and pay course fees for residential courses in the Middle East and Central Asia. After successful completion of the course, your educational establishment will find you work in your home country and provide all equipment necessary for completion of the task. There are however, two problem areas.
1. Sponsors do not encourage graduates to become self employed and career prospects are therefor rather bleak.
2. Section 6 of the Terrorism Act 2006 discourages attendance on such courses.
Too late. You'll have to switch jobs. Your question here can be traced and the first rule is to keep quite about it.
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