Can someone give me a reason for not going on a killing spree? starting with everyone in my office?
They really are a bunch of bastards that deserve to die.
Answers:
Nope cant give you a reason not to.
Go for it, especilly that one over there, they have been talking about you, saying things like you still live with your mum, and that you like Star Trek.
Nope, can't think of any good reasons. Have fun!
don't bother!
the Nuclear nuts in Iran Israel and the US will soon take care of them (and you too for that matter)
Because you'll spend the rest of your life in prision, you'll lose all your family and friends, you'll be labelled a psycho.. but you might get to be on TV!
cause if you do you wont get paid so wait until friday then think about it again hopefully the taught will be gone from your head
yes spree sounds a bit girlie.. try masacre, you might feel better, notes, a mouse cord makes a good noose.
The only roans I can think of is to come kill everyone in my office first.
Because you'll go to prison for a very long time.
I find it's best to just do sly little things to annoy them, like stealing paperwork from their desk whilst they're in the loo. Or squashing their sandwich in the fridge. Or giving them a biscuit that you've dropped on the floor.
Not quite so violent, but equally pleasureable.
YOu might miss the liverpool match on wednesday if you do.
MY office first dammit!!
if you get caught only thing you be killing is time behind bars but i do understand that frustration just kick theyre *** badly
So you had a bad day! Go out and have a few beers or whatever. It'll probably look better in the morning. I f it doesn't ask the Met, they could probably give you a few useful addresses of fellow wannabe homicidal maniacs.
The death penalty.
P.S. Do you work for my former employer, by chance??
First of all, It's illegal. You will go to prison.
Second, It's a major sin. You cannot kill people even if they do deserve to die.
Third, If you hate your job so much, then talk to the supervisors or if you need to, quit.
Finally, you just need to let it go. Everyone gets the urge to kill but you must go on a killing spree.
Please, seek psych help.
Watch the movie 'Falling Down' and realise that you're not the only one who feels that way (but don't kill anyone though).
May I recommend some weapons? Ths chainsaw makes a nice mess, but use only if you're not wearing an expensive suit. the shotgun has a nice spray effect, and get an assault rifle for the longer range kills.
Enjoy! kill a few for me!
Lets co-ordinate our watches and do it at the same time. Only I would spare my mate Catherine as she is the only one who has been nice to me today!!
there are better people out there and better jobs, you have to leave your comfort zone(your Job) and look else where. there are loads of jobs you don't even need to have a qualification for and which are really cool. try the fire brigade. I should know :)
please do, start with the PA to the MD so I can swoop in and steal their job, and maybe the world won't be so tough..
I can think of a few good reasons to go on a killing spree, imagine the revenue from the book sales, and you will be remembered, documentaries made about you - stardom! Free board and food for the next 20 years - its starting to sound inviting - even to me.
If you do the crime are ready to do the time, are you really ready, well are you.
The only problem is that usually things like that make the nice policemen all flustered.
Of course, I wouldn't be encouraging violence, would I? ;-)
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Answers:
Nope cant give you a reason not to.
Go for it, especilly that one over there, they have been talking about you, saying things like you still live with your mum, and that you like Star Trek.
Nope, can't think of any good reasons. Have fun!
don't bother!
the Nuclear nuts in Iran Israel and the US will soon take care of them (and you too for that matter)
Because you'll spend the rest of your life in prision, you'll lose all your family and friends, you'll be labelled a psycho.. but you might get to be on TV!
cause if you do you wont get paid so wait until friday then think about it again hopefully the taught will be gone from your head
yes spree sounds a bit girlie.. try masacre, you might feel better, notes, a mouse cord makes a good noose.
The only roans I can think of is to come kill everyone in my office first.
Because you'll go to prison for a very long time.
I find it's best to just do sly little things to annoy them, like stealing paperwork from their desk whilst they're in the loo. Or squashing their sandwich in the fridge. Or giving them a biscuit that you've dropped on the floor.
Not quite so violent, but equally pleasureable.
YOu might miss the liverpool match on wednesday if you do.
MY office first dammit!!
if you get caught only thing you be killing is time behind bars but i do understand that frustration just kick theyre *** badly
So you had a bad day! Go out and have a few beers or whatever. It'll probably look better in the morning. I f it doesn't ask the Met, they could probably give you a few useful addresses of fellow wannabe homicidal maniacs.
The death penalty.
P.S. Do you work for my former employer, by chance??
First of all, It's illegal. You will go to prison.
Second, It's a major sin. You cannot kill people even if they do deserve to die.
Third, If you hate your job so much, then talk to the supervisors or if you need to, quit.
Finally, you just need to let it go. Everyone gets the urge to kill but you must go on a killing spree.
Please, seek psych help.
Watch the movie 'Falling Down' and realise that you're not the only one who feels that way (but don't kill anyone though).
May I recommend some weapons? Ths chainsaw makes a nice mess, but use only if you're not wearing an expensive suit. the shotgun has a nice spray effect, and get an assault rifle for the longer range kills.
Enjoy! kill a few for me!
Lets co-ordinate our watches and do it at the same time. Only I would spare my mate Catherine as she is the only one who has been nice to me today!!
there are better people out there and better jobs, you have to leave your comfort zone(your Job) and look else where. there are loads of jobs you don't even need to have a qualification for and which are really cool. try the fire brigade. I should know :)
please do, start with the PA to the MD so I can swoop in and steal their job, and maybe the world won't be so tough..
I can think of a few good reasons to go on a killing spree, imagine the revenue from the book sales, and you will be remembered, documentaries made about you - stardom! Free board and food for the next 20 years - its starting to sound inviting - even to me.
If you do the crime are ready to do the time, are you really ready, well are you.
The only problem is that usually things like that make the nice policemen all flustered.
Of course, I wouldn't be encouraging violence, would I? ;-)
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