I urgently need a list of laws that I can break that would send me to jail for a month?
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yep i see what your doing. you and daniel E. are running a muck here aren't yall. just trying to boost those points up huh?
Breaking and entering would work.Just break in, call the police and report an intruder, and hang around awhile!! No harm, no foul, and see ya in a coule of months!
the words from DAniel E. the other day and from today.
rob a bank!!
steal
bad mouth to a cop
and how is this a career path?
Again didnt you ask 2 days ago! Why fancy a holiday do we?
call a policeman a turkey f***er!
Killing your entire family with an axe should get you about 30 days in jail, so try that.
Are you stupid? Why would you want to do that?
Transfer a Trafic Sign to another Block.
hehehehe!
Punch a cop in the mouth. Then duck!
It's about as difficult to get into jail as it is to rob a bank.
A little possession charge would give you 30 days I think.
Ask Andrea Yates.I think she got a month and some Midol for something she did..
what?? is so desperate that you need to go to prison for please tell me i am so bored
What? You didn't care for the answers you got the last time you posted this question?
why would you want a criminal record?
Um, OK? You could ask the police to incarcerate you, please, officer, lock me up for a month. ?
Go flip off a cop who is on duty.
Repeated public drunkeness has always worked for me.
refuse to fill out your census forms - penalty is 1 month in the slammer
punch a cop in the face
take off your clothes and start shagging on a crossing
look at child porno on the internet, THEN expect to get a lot of man love in jail.
murder, in england anyway!
break someones nose and get a lawyer
or smoke a joint in the police station and refuse to pay fines
Go up to the president and punch him in the nose, thats exactly 30 days of jail.
scream you are a terrorist with a bomb strapped to your back and you'll be going down for a long time!
Breaking and entering would work.Just break in, call the police and report an intruder, and hang around awhile!! No harm, no foul, and see ya in a coule of months!
assault a police officer
happy slap a traffic warden
go rampaging through Marks and Spencers, grab a load of clothes and leg it out the doors,
steal some jewellry in Harrods. and shout out anti Al Fayed insults as you get dragged away.
Stand outside a mosque preaching death to Muslims.
lots of things.
What do you want to hide from,theres no point it will still be there
when you get out so forget jail deal with problem .Then you should be okay,Goodluck
I know of a loser who threatened a DNR officer (Department of Natural Resources.) He got 30 days in jail, but he was a nut and had already been in trouble. I would estimate that you would need to actually punch one.
y a month? lol r u avoiding something that will happen in a month?! The above crimes will do :)
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