I have an extremely annoying man that I work with?
He is a chauvinistic pig and rubs everyone up the wrong way. Anything I can do to irritate him?!! Suggestions welcomed please!!
Answers:
Try ignoring him. Anything you do to irritate him may reflect poorly on you which is what you're trying to avoid. Also, keep a journal of incidents which can be considered harassment and go to your supervisor with more information to file a formal complaint if his actions continue. Good luck!
dont sleep with him anymore, or put laxatives in his drink,
Whenever he is around you say 'urgh, whats that smell? smells like a dead cat' 'dont you think it smells odd in here' etc etc and then he will get BO paranoia!
Quite simple and quite annoying.
1. Explain the offside rule to him properly
2. Send a postcard to him, signing it in the name of a girl. His
wife will go apeshit
3. Bring a grievance against him for sexual harassment
4. Get on his email and send an all staff email inviting everyone to the pub (on his next birthday)
Is he married? If so leave a bit of lipstick on his collar, spray a little perfume on his jacket etc. Put some melted chocolate on his chair , guess the effect!
Best off just tell him cos hes got a smalll dick , he doesn't need to put people down to hide his own insecurities.
How about kicking him in the knackers!
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Answers:
Try ignoring him. Anything you do to irritate him may reflect poorly on you which is what you're trying to avoid. Also, keep a journal of incidents which can be considered harassment and go to your supervisor with more information to file a formal complaint if his actions continue. Good luck!
dont sleep with him anymore, or put laxatives in his drink,
Whenever he is around you say 'urgh, whats that smell? smells like a dead cat' 'dont you think it smells odd in here' etc etc and then he will get BO paranoia!
Quite simple and quite annoying.
1. Explain the offside rule to him properly
2. Send a postcard to him, signing it in the name of a girl. His
wife will go apeshit
3. Bring a grievance against him for sexual harassment
4. Get on his email and send an all staff email inviting everyone to the pub (on his next birthday)
Is he married? If so leave a bit of lipstick on his collar, spray a little perfume on his jacket etc. Put some melted chocolate on his chair , guess the effect!
Best off just tell him cos hes got a smalll dick , he doesn't need to put people down to hide his own insecurities.
How about kicking him in the knackers!
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