Can anyone lend me a tenner?
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you can borrow pavarotti for the weekend if you like.
more moths than money.
Yeah, I'll leave on top of the fridge for you. I want it back on saturday please.
which one
yeah sure i will borrow twenty off some one else and i will split it wth you
of course , but i want interest lol
I charge 100% interest.
With interest I will. at 38.9% apr
I'd like to help but I don't want to a lose a dear friend
you still owe me a grand pay up or you will be sucking food from a straw for the rest of your life
sure i`ll fax it to u in a bit
no probs. but i must warn you that i charge 100% interest per day. interest is added everyday to amount owed. and the next day and the next day etc. as long as you can keep up repayments then we have a contract. if you break the contract, we'll come around n break a bone for every pound owed.
i can be contacted at loansharks_r_us.com
i look forward to doing business with you.
if i give you £20 will you give me change ?
Sorry man, I'm broke I just started a new job and unfortunately I just found out that I get paid by the month so I'll be broke for about another five weeks- Yippee!!
You lend me £10 and I can then lend you £10
Will two fivers do?
yeah if u lend me £20 first.
sure give me your bank account and I'll wire you the money from one of my many swiss accounts overseas.
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