What great lessons have you learned from TV programs?
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I have learned that Emmerdale must be a great place to go. You can turn up penniless, jobless and single and within a few weeks you will have a job that pays enough for you to go to the pub every night, somewhere to live and your choice of women. Plus if you are a bit strapped for cash you can guarantee that drinks will be on the house in the Woolpack that night.
Try to kill a dissident Russian and no one knows whats wrong with him or who tried to kill him, total mystery
I'll never be as thin as Ally McBeal. But that's ok.
not a lot really, the only TV we seem to have on in our house is kids.
If I'm armed with a machine gun. I can shoot a whole batallion of enemy troops and only have to change magazines once!
Everything turns out rosey in the end if I'm the good guy.
Everything I needed to know I learned from " Star Trek "
You should know that from Fry,,,
P.S. You should ask Matt if you can use a Bender Avatar.
That some people have great amazing imagination, and others have absolutley none at all.
That once I'm transported into TV land I will NEVER need to go to the toilet ever again.
That no matter how much of a beating I've taken I can still get up and knock out my assailant with a single punch.
If I was the villain, I would always shoot the good guy at the earliest opportunity, because every time I tie him up somewhere to kill him "later", he escapes and my evil plans are foiled with 1 second left on the timer.
Once in Soap land I'll never watch TV ever again.
NEVER EVER EVER EAT YELLOW
SNOW?
..that I was unfortunate not to have a 'sister' like Christina Applegate, like in Married with Children.
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