Limo driver stories?
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I watched a stretch limo driver turning his limo in a church car park (to be ready for the wedding party when they would come out of the church). As he reversed to within about half an inch of a concrete bollard I asked, "Does your car have a sensor at the rear or was that just GOOD DRIVING?"
"No," he replied, "JUST GOOD LUCK!"
well this is quite amusing..it was my mates 25 th birthday and we all hired a limo..us girls but i was so drunk..yes i know..what a disgrace!!but i made him stop at mcdonalds so i could get a milk shake and a veggie burger and fries and i wasnt allowed to eat in the limo but i was so hungry..me and the birthday girl had a huge row!!as i cut off most of our time with the limo because of me being stupidly drunk!!she still has a dig about it now!!oops!! x
It was my friend's aunt's wedding. Since I am a freeloader, I went with him. We took a limo home. Well, everyone was too drunk to move so everyone passed out, except my and my friend. The limo got pulled over and got a huge speeding ticket.
It's not that funny but you should've been there.
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