What's the best excuse you have given or heard given to a Traffic Cop?
Motorcyclist " Yes. But I didn't see you!"
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Once stopped for running a red light.
Cop; do you know what comes after amber in the traffic light sequence?
Me; no never stopped to find out!!
iknow somebody who failed a breatheliser and blamed it on the medicine night nurse.
My step-dad said he was running out of petrol so had to find a petrol station fast!
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window.
"I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
i was married once and she ran off with a traffic cop i just thought you were bringing her back
A guy got pulled over for not wearing his seat belt and before the cop approached him, he pulled it on and therefore the cop had no evidence of him not wearing his seat belt.
haha. nice 1 :D
i think that its this:
Police: why did u cross the red light with high speed?
Driver: My Wife is pregnet & in the hospital ready 2 give birth, i need 2 get there fast, its my 1st baby!
Passenger: But i thought u told me that u were GAY!
Not an excuse but it did really happened to a friend of mine. She giggles when she is nervous and was pulled over for speeding.
She couldn't stop the nervous giggles and the Policeman let her off with a warning because she was the only person that had smiled at him all day!
Alex Ferguson ,who got away with speeding on the hard shoulder because he said he had the runs .yeah right.
I like that one.
Once I sped up to run a light then saw, at over 50mph the policeman sitting beside the road. No traffic round usually that time of day.
I hit the brakes and slid sideways, stopping half in.
I limped it over to the side, popped the bonnet, pulled the vac boost line off and was shaking when the copper walked up.It came off.
He asked if I was okay. I said yes, but let me sit for a minute to settle down.
He asked how far I had to go, about a mile (true) he said be careful. I said yes sir and a bit later slowly drove away after replacing the hose.
And yes, I was shaking out of fear, fear of loosing points, a lot of them.
--CJ "The Cheeky Lad!"
Oh the stupidities of youth.
A speeding driver when stopped by the police insisted that he was complying with the instructions on his license.
"What do you mean?" asked the copper,
"Well it says tear down the dotted line" he replied.
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