Is it obligatory to have a small weener to own a bmw?
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Yeah its it!!
So is an arrogant "yes I own the road" attitude.
A trendy pair of shades even if youre a balding fifty year old.
A misguided idea that everyone is beneath you and thinks youre cool even if your BMW is fifteen years old and worth about fifty pence.
A private no plate to hide the fact said BMW is a thousand years old.
Sorry BMW drivers but you can be such to**ers at times
Surely that's the only reason you would buy one ???
yes it's in the manual of all BMWs- i thought everyone knew that!
you are stupid
Certainly not. In my case it's just coincidence
no, but it helps!
Yes, it would make up for any other shortfalls.
Yes, more often than not located in the middle of their foreheads!
no, though it may lead to one.
Hope not - coz I'm buying one.
I thought that was for Hummers and trucks that are more than three feet off the ground.
Same for Audi drivers, I've found.
Luckily I don't have that problem !!
Yes, BMW stands for Bang My Wife (coz I can't!!)
not obligatory, but it helps.otherwise you have to look deep inside for what's missing from your life.
No. But it helps
I don't think it's obligatory but coincidentally, I drive a BMW and have smaller than average penis.
I didn't buy the car in some kind of effort to compensate or mask my lack of prowess in the y-fronts department it just happened that way.
Probably but BMW stands for
BLOODY MINDLESS WANKER as that is how the drivers seem to drive
No. You can have one and own a bicycle too.
Don't think so but you must be prepared to exchange your brain for the car keys, as everybody knows BMW drivers drive like they own the road. And check your indicators to mate cos nobody uses them once they own a BMW. But look on the upside, you can park where you want, the rest of the BMW cronies do. And what does BMW stand for? Oh yes, 'Brain Miles aWay'!!
yes! and the more exhausts you have the smaller it is!
I think Super 6ix owns a BMW. He has a very small weenie.
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