Why won't my magic carpet take off?
Mk4 Axminster model, with optional corner tassles.
Any help appreciated
Answers:
Firstly: You have to make sure that the carpet is aerodynamic, it may have been creased during transportation.
Secondly: the carpet only operates in temperatures above 34 degrees (refer to the book "sight-seeing" by the theif of Baghdad) so try turning up the heating to suit.
Lastly: if you've had it for 1 month then you may want to hoover it before use, this can sometimes clog the ventilaton pores needed for VTOL (Vertical Take Off and Landing).
First fill 'r up.
Try a broom!
Have you oiled and massaged all the gromets?
You need the right batteries
haha that's not funny.but slightly amusing (do you have to charge it first?)
check the batteries
Need to rub the bottle it came in 3 times before trying to start
Are you pronouncing the magic words right?
Also most will fail to take off if you are not sat direcly in the center, this is a health and safety feature built into all newer models.
You may also want to check for holes in the material as this is a well known problem with the ones available on ebay.
Yeah, the Mk4's suck.
You need to get the Mk 2000.
Get the tassles though, they help with steering.
more drugs :)
Did you get the High Test Pixie Dust? I found that you need that to really get most magic carpets going
.just sprinkle it with the magic dust!!
You've probably swept too much dirt under it , and it has become grounded!!
LMAO!!
You need help starting the turban engines.
you have not put the key in, cause i have it here with me
ha ha ha
Check the ignition thread, if thats not it you might want to make sure the magic dustpump is working. Dont forget to make sure your corner tassles are properly inflated and the hydrulics on them working properly, you wouldnt want any crash landings=)
You have to get a woman to urinate on it first
silly its not a flying carpet its a magic carpet. its magical in a differant way. mabey if you roll it up, say the magic words and unroll it white doves will pop out..or bunnies, i like bunnies.
Because your a muppet, I think.
u got screwed ars hole ther is no such thing as a magic carpet how old are u maybe ur mommy can contact ebay and get ur money back good luck fug head
Make sure you have filled it up with unleaded and not diesel, failing that check the plugs and points. If all else fails you will have to phone the R.A.C ( Royal Axminster Co.) All the best and safe travelling
..may be you need to get some advice from Ali Barbar, Aladdin, Sindbad,or some one in that field
Sounds like maybe the person before you washed it and now the engine is flooded. Try putting it in the dryer on the fluff cycle.
Its probably a Persian carpet and therefore a terrorist threat - you might want to use it for carpet bombing and have been grounded pending CIA checks.
it loves you too much!
You will need the instructions! To cut down on Flying Carpet thefts the makers installed the start button in different places on the mat, all i can tell you is its in the pattern somewhere? The optional corner tassles contain quick release fasteners detach these when racing as they cause significant drag!
Perhaps its because your planet head is to heavy
There are a number of fake flying carpets about. An easy way to check is to look on top for the words 'Welcome' or 'Please wipe your feet'.
Decide how high you want to go and get high enough!
You probably got the magic STAIN HIDING carpet, not the magic FLYING carpet. It happens all the time.
If you want this one to fly, wrap it up in a bag, go to the airport, buy a ticket, and board the plane with your bag in hand. In a few minutes, both you and your carpet will be flying.
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