?!genuine things written by drivers on insurance forms!!"?
i was on my way to the doctors with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.
i told the police i was not injured, but upon removing my hair, i found that i had a fractured skull.
i saw a slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.
the indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
a pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
i thought my window was down, but i found out it was up when i put my head through it.
to avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, i struck the pedestrian.
an invisable car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
the pedestrian had no idea where to run so i ran over him!.
i was going about 70 or 80 mph when my girlfriend on the pillion reached over and grabbed my testicles so i lost control.
the car in front hit the pedestrian but as he got up so i hit him again
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Another one is:
I was hit by a stationary vehicle coming the other way.
lmfao! got anymore pls?
I came round the corner and hit a tree. It was,nt there this morning.
Funny. We had a couple:
My car suddenly wedged itself between a building and a pole.
Agent: what is your occupation?
Applicant: disabled
Agent: what is the nature of your disability?
Applicant: I have boils on my feet. Want to see?
lmao and they let these people drive
another one is:
'I was waving to the gent i knocked over last week whose leg was in plaster.'
I mounted the pavement three times before I hit him
I mistakenly turned into my neighbour's drive and hit a tree I do not have. lol!
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