How do you know that .this isn't heaven..?



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if this was heaven why are'nt i still in bed with kim bassinger
so we are all dead? i think this may be hell!
if this is heaven its not a very nice place
Cos it sure feels like hell to me
heaven=eternal peace and this ain't it
One day it will be heaven right now it is the testing ground.
because theres loads to do other than eat apples and stroke sheep
u dont but wiv a name like ures ure in hell m8
How do we know that it is? (fool)
How does this relate to Maintenance & Repairs ??

GET A LIFE
because we are here, the so called human race,
This isn't heaven because it sucks.
if this is heaven i don't want to know what hell's like
good question! something i've never thought about.but yeah it could be indeed. i'm getting happier, people are living longer, more peace on this beautiful planet than ever before.so hey, why not indeed?

i'm in heaven.
because lucifer..! there are many wars going on around the globe still, there is famine, greed blah blah blah. that's why
Because if it was Heaven, we wouldn't be losing loved ones to death. They'd stay with us all forever.
This sure ain't Heaven cause Bush is our leader .

You don't die in heaven.

They say there's no beer in heaven.
( in heaven there is no beer thats why we drink it here ) This is for old people to remember the old polka ha ha

I dont think the sewer backs up in Heaven.

I dont think people fart inn heaven.

no abuse, belly cramps, broken bones or osama's

NO THIS AIN"T HEAVEN
HEAVEN DOESN'T HAVE THE IRS.LOL
If you Pray it can be Heaven.
to many evil things in the world
Because if it were heaven we would all be happy and going about our business with no wars, prejudices. Also people would live on fluffy clouds instead of high rises and council estates.
Cos your`e in the maintainance department.
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