Where can I get a longer dipstick for my car as the present one won't reach the oil?



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Nice one Joe.Made my day how many have fallen for it.Didn't check your handle did they?
Everyone wants a longer dipstick
autozone
Better get an oil and filter change and see if your oil isnt just very low.
I hope you are joeking otherwise uve been sold a car made of different car bits
I am guessing there isn't enough oil in your car for it to register!
Get the specific one for your car from the dealer or a scrapyard. If you've got the right one for your car, I'd guess you might need to put some oil in!
It does it just means you are running your car with no oil in it !
ROFL!
you is joe king wit me ain't ya?
Is it the dipstick that came with the car? It should be long enough, you might be dangerously low on oil.
Hmmm. Maybe you just need more oil so it will reach the dipstick.
maybe your just low on oil
Where did you get the shorter dipstick from?? Speak to you local dealer or speak to parts companies in your area to see if you can get one. make sure you know the model reg and chasis number if you can get it and youll get the right one
Sounds like my husband. ha ha ha ha ha
go to your local main dealer they will find one for your car maybe some1 changed it
Go to a dealership and order one. But, are you sure you presently don't have the right one? If there is a problem with the one you have, the manufacturer should replace it for free, unless someone lost the one that came with the car and put in one from another vehicle.
That's pretty funny. I once knew a lady that never changed her oil, when the car started to smoke,, she said " you have to change it?" and a guy who thought you should fill it up to the valve cover. lol
if thats the dip stick that came with the car then you dont need a longer one. it will give you a false reading. if there is no oil on the dip stick then you need to put oil in your car!
Their is this bloke called Del in Peckham see.
go to your local auto parts store.auto zone or advance auto should have one.check to see if your stick has broken because if it has you might want to pull the oil pan off and get the tip out to make sure it isnt pulled up into the engine or into your oil pump.
Ha ha, joker!
soak it in viagra overnight
Auto parts stores sell a universal one.
you need more oil in mate! ;-)
you dipstick!
You are a dipstick why bother!Regards Mick.
I think it's you that's the dipstick, you dipstick!
lol at the serious answers to thjis question. so many fools so little time ;) lol
try TONY BLAIR
nice one. I'm going to watch to see how many fell for that

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