Would you know Jesus, if he sat next to you on a bus..?
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I saw him today. He was an old man who gave up his seat for a pregnant Chinese lady. A church lady next to me told me he smelled bad.
He couldn't resist telling me who he is.
surely if he was Jesus, he would introduce himself
I dont think thats likely any time soon
no way that dude would ride the bus.
definitely! HIS LIGHT would expose all evil around him for HE IS THE TRUTH THE WAY AND THE LIGHT!!!
AMEN TO THAT!
Jesus being the son of God, YES I WOULD!!! It really isn't that hard.
Yes, he'd have a hole in each hand
I dont use public transport mate
whats he doin ona bus?
you going to hell
He would be the one with the halo, and good coffee. I also think he would be driving the bus not riding, cause he be the man.
Yes I would know him.
yeah he would be the one with no ticket trying to dodge paying
Jesus was my co driver at my last tryck company, nice guy, christian too, bit of a bible head..had it all downloaded on the laptop in audio format. rambled on about kharma..not very christian, said all those who suffer obviuosly had it coming to them for bad things they did in their past lives.oh yes he was into reincarnation too, also not very christian.. still jesus was his name and he loved stopping at the whorehouses at the end of a long day. Naturally his wife was at home heavily pregnant...
Yes, because he would say 'excuse me'.
He would know me.
That's enough.
all depends on which jesus your talking about, the one i know is a south american footballer, if it is jesus christ the son of god, maybe the dead 2000 year old body might give it away.
dont think so because he lives here and he asleep in my bed
Well, if he was in my seat I'd probably politely ask him to get up off the chair and walk.
No. Jesus doesn't go on buses. He has got his own bike.
Stupid Question, I would have to resign from the Jeremy Clarkson Fan Club if I sat on a bus so it just aint going to happen.
Yeah - he would say "Any more fares please"
As soon as he spoke I'd know he wasn't from here, but the lack of interest in materialism might make him a candidate for the mental health services.
Of course, he'd have his crucifix on his back and a crown of thorns round his head. God bless him!!
No
I already have sat next to you on a bus you didnt even notice.
Watch out man im in every shadow you walk past *;)
Probably not, though I'm sure he would exude a feeling of great peace and love. The Bible says that when He comes again He will come in great glory. Nevertheless, I think that He might appear to us in various guises to test us: the down-and-out (you wouldn't want to be 10 feet down-wind of) needing a helping hand: a person obviously needing a seat on a bus; a foreigner with little English needing a lot of your time to tell him (or better, show him) the way somewhere. You can add other situations in which one needs to show Jesus' kind of love.
Mother Teresa wrote that she saw Jesus in every poor soul she cared for, dreadfully diseased and dying in a Calcutta gutter,
Yes, He might well be on our bus - so beware!!
I do know one thing that he is buried in India and he was not crucified as everyone led us beleive.
I ought to recognise my own son! Me being God!
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