Why is my hovercraft full of eels?
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it,s up side down,,,
My nipples explode with delight.
.please fondle..my..LOL
Because you stink of fish??
Because your hovercraft is electrifying!
Isn't it obvious? Whilst you were flying in the melodrome, you must have knocked open your falange and the little buggers just slithered on in.
There's only one sure way to deal with a hovercraft full of eels, and thats carefully, my friend. Very, very carefully. And don't forget the tiger balm.
I don't envy you at all matey. Damn those eels. Damn them all!
I tells ya Matey:
Them Eels is known ta slip in the aft side, slithering over yer gunnels to invade yar quarterdeck,, create massive carnage on yer Poop Deck. Eels have rendered many a land lubbers small scuppers nearly unuasble, Protect yer midships. Do not be showin the aft side of your vessle to a sea of slipery eels and ye be less likely to be gettin a big eel in yer Hovercraft.
Me sends compliments to Captain Scuttle who worked with the inventor of the hovercraft, a limey named Christopher Cockerell, ( pronounced CockARRR-el ) The scuttlebutt err they found the short skirt surrounding the bottom of hovercraft duplicated the sea conditions in the Sargasso Sea where, 'By Davie Jones' thar be slipery devil eels breedin. Hence, they found your exposed hovercraft could be inundated with eels awash below decks.
The solution was the famous 'above the primary gusset' "double flange plunger". Known in the Pirate trade as the the "D.F.P"
" Today every able-bodied seaman sings of it as he sails"
(Sing with me)
Tie me D.F.P. down mate.
Tie me D.F.P. down.
If don't want Eels in your Hover-craft.
You better, Tie yer D.F.P. down.
Talk like a Pirate.ARRRRgg
not sure man but damn those things are tasty. ever tried frying one? damn good eatin
Oh man, fried hovercraft?
are you serious? yuk.
I am sorry to read of your predicament. I made a few enquiries for you in my village and I spoke to Captain Percival Nelson Scuttle, R.N. (retired), he told me that he was involved in the early years of the design of the hovercraft and its suitability for the Royal Navy.
He informs me that you clearly forgot to read the owner’s manual when you obtained the craft. Quote: “WARNING! You must ensure that the double flange plunger is closed under the gusset otherwise eels will enter and begin to breed. The six-year warranty will be invalid if upon service the plunger is found to be in the open position.”
Captain Scuttle worked with the inventor of the hovercraft, Christopher Cockerell, and they found that skirt surrounding the bottom of the hovercraft duplicated the sea conditions in the Sargasso Sea where the eels breed. Hence, they found the hovercraft would be inundated with eels. The solution was the double flange plunger.
I’m surprised that you were not aware of this potential. Even the Hungarians know about it.
Hope this helps.
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