Will my Michelin Man air freshner on the dashboard of my car protect it from bandits?

It helps lorry drivers carrying expensive goods crossing the desert as the natives believe it is a little god.

Answers:
I have a little Elvis with wiggly legs and to this day I've never had my car nicked!
It might work in the desert it wont work here.
what? are you crazy? thats just a stupid question.
How pathetic that sounds, if bandits want to steal your car they will do.
Yes. keep your little man safe, to recieve big rewards.
has he got an ak 47 as well
try tying a big real German Shepherd to the dashboard. that will work
Wot have you been smoking the same as them natives? can i have a puff!!
no not at all sorry
No.
Only if it smells like the spray from a skunk
Spray your car with Liquid ***! Now let's see if those bastards will try to steal your car!!

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