My tyre has a puncture and I need to get home by 3 o'clock..?
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The seal between the eyepatch material and the tyre won't be durable enough to get you home.
Try this:
a. Put the eyepatch on, find a sharp cutlass (try your company's stationery cupboard; if not, there's usually one in the pantry) and practise saying 'ARRRRRRR' loudly in the lift on the way down to the car park.
b. Wait for someone to get in their car, then hijack it.
c. Sticking a little 'skull & crossbones' flag on the top of your new vehicle is considered a bit of a fashion faux pas, so leave it out.
d. The next day, please wash, dry and return the eyepatch to your colleague. A true friend would wipe his eye clean with Windex, too.
hahahahhahahahah it might go on pinch it
haha . u crazy fool.
interesting idea. have u got the glue though??
i think we better call u a taxi!
Depends what its made of..besides i think best call the AA out or RAC if you're a member.
Chill babe, have a mojito and calm down. Flutter your eyelashes and someone will volunteer
Nope won't work..
TireSlime is a better idea
Safe for all tires, unlike fix-a-flat
you shoukld have joined aa or rac they come out to you and repair puncture while you wait
try a stick on period pad
Yep give it a go
Change it for the spare?! Most cars have the kit in them (jack etc) to do it, its not hard!
No! But , if you would have hit spell check. "Tire " would have been spelled right. <:3 }~ Thanks
What was the address? I might give you a lift.
If its a pushbike, then just wheelie all the way home.
u need to get the spare put on and get the tire down to a reapair place and they should be able to repair it for u straight away costing between £30 and £40!
Tera to puchca bangaya. (sali chute)
If its a car fit the spare usually located in the bottom of the boot, under the rear of the car or in the engine bay.
Vampire
Have someone help you put the spare on and take tire to get repaired if possible.Or if you wish you could use fix a flat,but I suggest not using this because it is dangerous and eats up the inside of the tire over time
Eye patchs are not so good, I recommend using a lovely leather or maybe leopard skin thong for the purpose
It will make your tyre functional and SEXY, don't you think.
"Tyre" is spelled wrong. If you need to get home take the bus.
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