How does one get a camel to double up on its water intake to travel more days without taking water?
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if one is looking for the answer to the joke concerning 7 day and 14 day camels, you stone it.
make sure hes REALY thristy first
A funnel and a cork.
Ask it nicely
get him to drink some water.
Get one with two humps, a bactrian, I believe. EPA rated 200 mpg.
Take it to a quiet place, sit it down, and explain it clearly, perhaps over a cup of coffee.
You must not allow your camel to overdrink infact you must stop it when you feel its had enough otherwise it will go for a long rest.
However if you want to launch a scud missille, put the missille in its mouth, straighten its neck facing the direction of Israel, now go behind the beast, position its ball on the rock and crack it with a sledge hammer, hey presto you've got yourself an ICBM bound for Haifa.
YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW THE CAMEL TO THE WATER HOLE AND YOU THEN WAIT UNTILL HIS LAST DRINK GO TO THE REAR GET TWO HOUSE BRICKS ONE IN EACH HAND YOU THEN FIND HIS SWEETBREAD AND THEN YOU BANG THE BRICK AS HARD AS YOU CAN HE WILL SUCK IN MORE WATER WITH THE GASP YOU ARE SHURE OF A EXTRA 3 DAYS JOURNEY.UK DRIVER
Heh.he drink water.no?
try a gun.
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