Viagra in my petrol tank?

Some mechanic told me too put a couple of Viagra in the petrol tank as it helps performance, but all that happens is it keeps mounting the Pavement, Help its costing me a fortune in Tyres

Answers:
Dummy! You're supposed to add them to the oil. This lengthens the rods thus producing a longer stroke and therefore increasing horse power.
badum - ching!

I did the same - couldn't get the gear stick out of 5th for days!
Take them out of petrol tank then and you take them, see if you will mount pavements!
You should not have believed Viagra would help your automobile, it is for humans, not your vehicle.
No, not a good idea - the only thing you should do with Viagra is swallow it yourself, but do it quickly otherwise you'll get a stiff neck.
top joke .lol. my wife took it and got a wide on
Viagra for cars? What will people think of next..
Sure you didn't put this in the wrong category? This should be in "Jokes & Riddles".
Mechanics are often looking for a quick fix - I would forget the Viagra and concentrate on a few important steps:

Start up gently, don't over-rev or you will misfire.

Don't whizz through the gears too fast, you'll use too much fuel and some engines just can't take it.

Take your time, if there's a smoking smell, you are going too fast.

Make sure you have sufficient lubricant in the system before you attempt to ease into fourth or fifth.

At the end of a long ride, be very careful not to fall asleep at the wheel, this may jeopardise your chances of ever driving again.

Happy motoring.
At ten dollars a pop ..you wont go far..:)
I tried the same - all it did was give me a stiff clutch!

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