Why are pigeons thick??
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cause they have one brain cell less than men.
not sure about pigeons but i bet Pheasants are even more stupid
oh my god i don't no why ?but they are stupid they also stay in the road whilst your driving towards them..
also have you ever seen a baby pigeon??? ive not
they're not thick, they're out to get you. they fly at you because they crave the taste of human blood and delicious, fleshy organs
The scabby town pidgeons sometimes look like they have chewing gum stuck to the top of their beaks. Divs!!
guess theyre still trying to get used to having to share their natural habitat with man made inventions like the car...
MAYBE THEY ARE SUICIDAL!
the hardest part about flying is getting offthe ground and this takes a lot of energy and may result in losing food to another pigeon. therefore they will leave flying until the last possible second. they fly straight at you because it is quicker than turning around first also it gets you behind the car quicker a useful stragergy when chased by a predator
They aint thick ,, think about it who shits on who ??
Their not thick. Their double hard bstards and are trying to nut your car! Pheasants and moorhens however are ******* and try to run but oh no!....BUMP! too slow Mr pheasant.another one for the pie!
Pidgeons are also pissed this time of year, they eat the hops and grain and it ferments in thier stomachs.you ever seen a pissed pidg? its well funny
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