Car's bumper sticker !?
I wonder if any around could point me in the right direction, as where could I possibly get 2 more bumper sticker that read what I want to have on it OR if there's certain company making custom-made bumper sticker within the UK.
Speaking of car's bumper sticker, which other eye-catching, cheeky, insulting, one-liner quote others around have come across ?
Answers:
"Sarcasm: Just One More Service I Offer"
www.cafepress.com
Make your own.
"If you can read this sticker then you're too f**ing close to me"
A friend of mine had this on his car.
Poverty is hereditary - you get it from your wife.
men are from mars women are from the planet *****
I saw one that said "I haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister!!"
God must love stupid people; that is why he made so many of them.
So true. So so true.
My favorite bumper sticker has always been:
"Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch."
People who voice their opinions on their car's backside are probably doing it because all of their friends are so sick of hearing their **** that they won't listen anymore.
Go to any company that makes printed advertising vynil labels
Make your own..be original! BTW, my favorite bumper sticker was one my sister had on her motorcycle: "Next to sex, I love my bike best".
my favorite ever.
"i said no to drugs.. they didn't listen".
runner up- the george w. bush logo that says worst president ever.
"If my wife was like my Harley, I'd be home riding her right now."
"Honk if you think I'm Jesus"
"I love soccer moms!"
"Got MILF?"
I just saw these on the way home:
"Your kid may be an honors student, but you drive like an idiot."
"Horn is broken, Watch for Finger."
There are plenty of online companies that make custom stickers. The magnet that i have on my car that gets some laughs is one of a yellow ribbon that says "Support our yellow ribbon manufacturers". Eh, i hang with a lame crowd :)
One that gave me the giggles (and I'm not sure why!)
" A day without sunshine would be like, night!"
"Same sh!t, different woman"
nobody died when Clinton lied
My kid beat up your honors student and
Well behaved women rarely make history
I got one that says "stop looking at my ar*e" on the back of my motorbike. there are loads of places to get custom stickers.. I found a guy on eBay for my "sign writing" on my van.
"Hey You! Outta the gene pool!"
"Made you look!"
"I brake for tailgaters"
I had this one.."Faster than a speeding ticket" Cop that pulled me over thought it was funny but gave me a ticket anyway..
saw a great one the other day that said ,its taxed got an mot and insured now f**k off and nick a proper criminal !laughed my nuts off!!
Best one I every saw:-
Warning this car is alarmed,
It must be the way I drive it.
My favourite one has to be
"I might be fat but you are ugly and i can lose weight!!"
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