There's a parking warden outside my office window.?

He's writing a ticket. What should I do?

Answers:
And there is probably a trash collector somewhere collecting trash too, and a policeman writing reports. Why does any of that have any bearing on your life? If it's your car, pay the ticket and next time don't park illegally. If it's not your car, it's not your business.

say it isnt your car

shout Fire and throw a bucket of water on it

Report him to the police for loitering (and littering).

is it ur car. if so kick is ar*e

I used to be one..theres nothin u can do.

Find their vehicle and clamp it.

Remeber to pay for parking next time.
If you don't deserve the fine, appeal it.
If you do, pay it straight away else it will become more expensive

Boo and hiss him from your window.

Throw something at it, preferably something that will hurt

OPEN FIRE.YOU MORON

throw a pot plant at him if your on the top floor

Hope that it's someone elses car he's putting the ticket on.