Why dont I and would you?

I work backstage and sometimes the lead actor gives me his keys to move his car to a different parking meter. An actress is really p*ssing me off lately and I get in his cool car and think F*ck it, I'm gone man Thelma and Louise.

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By moving her vehicle you could be found guilty on two issues. Firstly driving a vehicle you are not insured to drive, and if this is the case, driving a vehicle where the insurance is invalid so should not be on the road. Also, if you look at your companies public liability insurance, you are probably not covered to carry out these tasks and as such, if you had an accident of any sort, you would have no claim. My suggestion - to protect yourself - is give her back the keys - better safe than sorry.
i wouldn't take the car, but to piss him off i would just say i moved the car and then didn't move it and let him get a ticket.lol
What type of car, can I join you?
Don't be distructive. Reset all his radio stations to gospal religion and then fart before you get out. You could also take a small piece of fish (penny sized) and hide it under the floor mats. This will produce an oder for a couple of days.
you're going to turn into two women, one ugly and one hot? i wouldn't do it.think about the synchronised menstruation
Don't take the car, but u can-

place a small pebble in the stem of his tire so the air always leaks out or

egg in the radiator/gas tank so when the care heats up the egg cooks and.well good times with that or

there is the classic sugar in the gas tank, but that could be to obvious.

Or maybe try parking the car in the spot where all the birds crap.

Good Luck.
Pi$$ on the seat
i think you should take the piss this is a wonderful oppertunity
1: take out the air filter and pour in baking flour, then when he turns the air conditoner on he will get lods of powder blowing into the car
2: pour a pint of milk under his chair ,in a couple of days this will start to really smell and its hard to get rid of
3: buy a tyre valve remover (halfords only costs a few quid) and take the valves out of his tyres and post them back to him ,by the time he gets them he will have new ones.
4: take all his wheels off an leave the car on bricks
5: park the car somewhere he wont be able to get it out or get a mate to park tight against him so he cant get to it.

i used to work in a garage these are tried and tested ways to really piss someone off have fun

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