What are the rules for learning to drive in holland?



Answers:
get a book on signs and learn the right of way rules out there. europe is WAY different than the states. all signs seen to be repetative, but they are not. really, get a book on it.
don't pay attention to stop lights or stop signs every intersection is a yield
first rule don't kill the instructor
second rule don't hit anything
and so on
Following the dutch highway code..you're amsterdammed if you do and your amsterdammed if you don't..I'll go now
1. do you like tulips?
2. drive past the tulips
3. avoid the tulips
4. dont drive to fast past the tulips
4a dont drive too slow past the tullips
5. dont admire the tulips whilst driving
6. avoid any hills whilst carrying tulips
7.never stop to count tulips
8. running over a tulip is a federal offense
8a. running over over more is tulip-slaughter
8b running over an official tulip picker is a TPS(tulip picker slaughter)
9. never talk about how you pass by tulip fields every day, when you do a car pooling.
10. dont paint your car Yellow, as it will be spotted very easily.

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