What car would (or did) jesus drive?
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Jesus would never drive a car, as he would have seen that this would be contributing harm to the world. Instead, he would have owned a bicyle. Jesus is know to have factually
walked hundreds of miles on several different occassions,
so its not like he needed a car.
a gremlin of course..no actually the badest car ever made a.1965 Shelby Cobra 427 s/c.!
Assuming he wanted to drive, I'd say he would drive an SUV, maybe an Escalade Limo. He would have had to have lots of room for his disciples.
Well;
Since the song said that he built hot-rods.
I would say a 32 Coupe!
A GMC 15 passenger Savanna. Why?
1. it's big enough for all of the deciples
2. it's not as flashy as an SUV
3. it dosen't (exactly) take a side in the Ford vs. Chevy rivalry, which isn't worth the messiah's time.
4. all those churches use them, so he might be eligible for a fleet discount. (the man lives in poverty, remember)
Lmao pope machine! I realised how he got all these people to follow him. He was the first Micheal Jackson. He used to moon walk. Then he realised he hurt his leg so he went on a donkey. Then that's why he was always covered in white robes. His plastic surgery went wrong :D Then finally..The rock moved because there was a ghost in the tomb and he got scared and escaped. So the rock was gone. But he didn't really rise to heaven. No one liked him so they tied him too a hot air balloon and let him hang and die. One last comment! Jesus was a mega computer hacker! Thats how he was able to make mary "mirraculesly" Have a baby. Transporting internet waves :D
Jesus who?
Next you'll be asking if moses discovered oil..! I think he would have had a chauffeur driven humvee.
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