Crowded train. No seat. Long commute. How do you get a space?
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Start muttering in Arabic, then tugging at bits of string in your rucksack.
That should empty the carriage.
It is, but you might also like to try fainting. People will always rush to your aid, and get you a seat. You might also attract the attention of gorgeous/caring man/woman sitting nearby.
Trust me, it's great advice.
Fart and cough.
If that don't work, piss yourself.
the biggest machine gun you can get
I would start scratching. My head first and then gradually move down the body. They'll soon move.
why dont you just start talking to yourself.people will move away.trust me
Stick a cushion under your jumper and pretend to be pregnant.
Pass wind as well of course if you feel like it!
Moan, "I'm gonna throw up!" and people move. TAA-DA!!
rip a big fart
i think that passing wind is very acceptable..especially when u call
out 'who let polly out of prison?' lol
farting isb always a good way
Go & hide in the toilet, you wont have to pay the fare.
Only if it is rank and will do the trick.
Start shaking dandruff off your head throughout the cabin. If you don't actually suffer from dandruff, keep a small bag of dessicated coconut in your pocket, and when no one is paying too much attention to you gently sprinkle some about your scalp then just shake it off in a very unsociable way on or near others.
Farting grosses people out, but is tolerable, dead skin freaks people out, especially if they are paranoid about hygiene!
Not great once you get to work or school, but you could try not showering.
Go in with a big box of tissues, and constantly sneeze and blow your nose till they all move.
Talk to yourself, both asking quetions and answering them, making no logic along the way. ex.."Why did you wear the blue jacket today? I told you not to wear the blue jacket. Oh really, what color jacket would you were, green, AGAIN?" meanwhile, your not wearing any jacket.
Start to drool on yourself, and hit yourself a few times.
Ask the person closest to you for a price check on ladies undergarments, then yell out blue light special on housewares.
Good luck
Reach down you pants & scratch your butt. Pull your hand out & sniff your fingers. Then start offering you fingers to the person that has the seat that you want. Guaranteed to get you a seat.
put a pillow up your skirt and go "ooh-ooh" someone will give you their seat.
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