How does Santa schedule delivery for the day?
Look I know its in Cars and Transportation and under Commuting. You got a better suggestion?
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He subcontracts to Brown and Fed Ex
Magic, silly.
He uses his stealth sleigh
He has the power to make time stand still silly! lol
that lazy git dont, u got it wrong it is the ELVES that does all the work, he just likes munching on the cookies and milk we stick out for the jolly round red guy!
It's all magic of course.
Magical Organiser. he also use his computer with built in Santa Intel technology with windows xp north pole dual core system.
Has the latest reindeer technology for delivery and Elves who are working overtime.
That's his secret, and if you keep prying you will get put on the "bad" list.
Since it is an accepted tradition that Santa will drop-by in all residence in the world at "midnight" December 24, it had been calculated by mathematician that: He leaves the North Pole just before midnight. Travelling at less than the speed of sound (186,000+/sec) he'll be able to visit every house (where residence believe), enter/leave/drop a present and on to the next house. He accomplishes all this task before 12:01 Dec 25 and be back in his North Pole residence.
you can't be serious. Santa?
you all must be smoking the same stuff if you believe in this crap.
Santa never did and never will be anything more than a fictional character that parents dreamed up years ago, in order to place the blame on someone other than themselves for things they gave their kids that were positively stupid!
by magic elf dust, travels faster than the speed of light.
and cant believe Bad examples answer, obviously scrooge in disguise, who has never witnessed the joy on a childs face when they open there presents that santa has bought, and hasnt forgotten one that he or she asked for, although he knows, that really he hasnt been good all year round, and all the joy at 2am Xmas morning, when you have been up till 1am, sorting the piles out!
Thats easy, he magically stops time.
He has a good PA and Sat Nav
Dammit! I hate giving bad news. Santa's dead.
He uses the Royal Mail!!
oh come on.. you really have to ask
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