How do i avoid a driving ban?
Answers:
Become a muslim.
All Brits (including Bobbies) are afraid to death of offending them.
Guns are taken from Brits, but not from Muslims.
Just convert and drive like you own the road.
Not unless your in the Army and your job depends upon it.
no unfortuneatly not.
no, serves you rite you idiot
You deserve all you get. People like you are keeping insurance premiums high
None!.Good ain't it.
You were caught for drink driving, the courts nowadays take a very dim view on this sort of thing, and rightly so. The only way you are going to get out of this if you are a member of the masons and you're a pal of the Chief Constable who will lose the evidence for you! I'm afraid there is no way out of this, they got you bang to rights, and that's that!
Try the dodgy hand-shake, I'm told that works.
Don't drive
Hope they ban you for life you numpty if you drive you DO NOT DRINK end of story
Could try to pleed insanity, It's obvious you must of been crackers to think it was smart to d'n'd anyway
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you could go hand yourself in at the local lunatic asylum.
In relation to the question in bold:
- Keep below 100mph on the motorway
- Don't drink and drive
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