Excuse me sorry to bother you ,Could you tell me how to get to my home?

I have had a few beers and am a little lost could you direct me to the nearest taxi webpage?

Answers:
HEY JOE ARE YOU LOST AGAIN,JUST TURN AROUND AND GO BACK THE WAY YOU CAME,I WILL SEE YOU AT HOME
wierdo. You at your home right now; ON YOUR COMPUTER!
You're lost, yet you are able to get onto the computer, sign into yahoo answers and ask this question without making any mistakes? Come on!
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if your using a pc then ur at home lol
hmmmmmmm why dont you try to google it??
wouldnt worry too much, the guy in the white coat will be round soon to give you your nest dose. lol

try yellow pages?

sorry cant help, dont know where you r.
walk down take a left and shout taxiiiiii
Why certainly, old boy.
Sorry to jump in here like this, but thought you were in a spot of bother, what?

You could always call Jeeves and have him pick you up, silly.
www.joebaxi.com
just click on SIGN OFF
SPEAK TO YOU IN MORNING AND REMIND YOU OF WHAT YOU DID!
you will so ashamed of yourself!
If your not home then whose computer are you on? Your in the wrong house, Quick get out! The owners are gonna hear you!
No, sorry. I.m a stranger here myself.
Homer, walk out of Moe's and follow the dotted line in the road, It goes right past your house. I am sure you will recognize it when you get close.
riiight, now, here you go

http://www.1800taxicab.com/
Never mind the taxi webpage. Turn right at the first left, go on till you get to the roundabout, go twice round that, take the first right and carry on till you fall into a hole. Stay there for the night until you are sober. After this, you should be able to find your way home easily!
You are really weird and need to see a counselor and be mature while using this yahoo anserws page were not stupid we know your like 10
LOL I loved your post, you crazy, pis**ed w@nker you!
Gin and beer it and be pissed caring. Jack Daniels took the last one so don't wait for an advocat to turn up. Stagger your walk home, Vodka got to lose? it'll be a breezer and a good tonic which will lift your spirits. You'll feel lager than life in the morning.
no wait, you're the guy who came up with that line "let me drive i'm drunker than you are"..

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