Why do men have to sit with their legs wide open on the tubes? Is it selfishness?
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They're trying to look 'macho' as if to say 'look at my tackle'
The reason is that noone has seen their tackle for years as they are ignorant, small d*cked, selfish, pig-headed, sexist, tossers whose only chance of getting laid is when they are laid to rest.
because its un-natural for a man to cross his legs cos his jiggly bits get in the way
bad tube journey this morning by any chance?
Get on the train earlier and do the same.
Maybe they sit with their legs wide open because they've got a lot to dangle between there. It is perhaps a genetic thing to make the women take notice!
Er, I misread 'sit' at first and was ready with an exclamation of horror at defecation on public transport.
I'll get me coat.
i only do it if the steak and potatoes need room to breath
well would you want a piece of prime beef that has been squashed, i ask you
for comfort and to get air around the family allowance stopping them crushing them
The men need ballroom
well they need to have their legs apart for comfort but when they spread their legs wide it is often just ignorance and selfishness.
The same applies for newspapers, armrest hogging and putting their bags on seats to discourage people from sitting next to them.
i was squashed in the back of a car last Saturday with a bloke on either side of me. I was crushed & yes.. both had their legs wide apart.
Because most of them have nothing to hide
OK here is the true skinny.you can judge how a man feels about himself (I swear I read this) by how far apart he has his legs when he sit's. Closed=insecure .About shoulder width(his knees compared to his shoulder's)=ideal . Wide open=Big ego watch out! And frankly with some observation I have found all the above to be fairly accurate. :)
The law of inverse proportions applies. The wider the legs are apart, the smaller the sausage between. We all have to emphasise something don't we.
For the same reason two hours of squashed fish and chips drenched in vinegar is likely to be as odious as with well done steak and kidney pies.
Have you seen Dante's Thinking man ? It's all the rage today.
more women should sit with their legs open.. then again perhaps not.. the stink of kippers would become overpowering
Trying to stop sweaty old chav trouts like you sitting next to them.
No it make s biological sense; 'we' have to keep our testicles as cool as possible and it's equivalent to a dog with its tongue and a car with its radiator.
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