If they can train a chimp to fly a rocket, why can't they train a taxi driver to use an indicator?
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Didn't you know that taxi drivers are not subject to the same laws as the rest of humanity. when they became cabbies they were elevated to semi deity status and as such do not need to abide by the same laws as us mere mortals
This is partially because, as taxi drivers, they obviously OWN the road-that's right it belongs to them and them alone. Pedestrians, other cars, lorries and most especially bikes are irritants which they intend to eliminate.
In the future we shall all travel by taxi-even if it's just to the shop down the road (this is the master plan).
Hopefully this clears it up for you.
I'm with you on that one Dwayne boy. Well said.
Another one is when they slap their "park anywhere" lights (what the rest of us call hazard lights) and expect us all to be OK with it.
Good question. they should also train them darn cabbies not to park in the middle of the road !
Or a president that can run a country?
They could if they gave out enough moving violations.
Unfortunately, cops have better things to do with their time.
i dont know the answer but i can see where youre coming from and you really gave me a good laugh
I remember reading that Taxi drivers, in particular, London Cabbies are the long lost "Missing Link" between The first Primates and Humans. Hence I assume this would make a Chimp far more intelligent. lol.
because taxi drivers are at the bottom of the evolutionary chain.
And not to use the horn after 11pm.
I think it's against nature! Never seen it happen, anyway!
Two reasons:
1. Chimps speak English
2. Chimps are smarter than taxi drivers.
Very, Very, Very Good Question.
You should live where I do. Nobody uses indicators. (Wisbech. Nth of Cambridge)
Nice Joke.
For the same reason they can't train people to not use the mobile phone while driving,
and joy riders from taking cars,
and drunks from driving,
and abusers from abusing etc etc,
Because these people just don't Give a S*it
The apparently think using signals is optional, like a lot of other drivers do. Unfortunately, it's hard to enforce because unless a cop A. sees it happen and B. has nothing better to do, it isn't enforced.
SILLY BOY-YOU'RE NOT LOOKING HARD ENOUGH
I SEE THEM USE THEIR MIDDLE FINGER AS AN INDICATOR(of their mentality) EVERYDAY
Chimps were never taught to FLY pockets, they just strapped them in for the ride. Computers did the actual flying, same as the shuttle of today.
Because we know what we're doing. If you can't see another car, you need an eye test. :-)
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