My Hoovercraft is full of eels, what can I do about it?
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come back to my place,, bouncy bouncy,
or you could fondle my buttocks..
are you serious?!? kill em!
Conjours up a lovely picture. In the UK a hoover is a vacuum cleaner!
Do you mean hovercraft!
Either way it's funny.
Round them up and put them back, sell them to a fishmonger. or cook them.
Beware if they're the electric variety. Or use them instead of a battery? Wire them up?!
Jellied eels anyone?
Cool! Cook or smoke them.
You will be able to find some good recipes on the net.
Visit your local tobacconist.
Sorry, can't help you! The only thing my hovercraft is full of is beautiful women. If I ever get eels in mine, then I'll post an answer to you. For now, leave me alone so I can get back to my hovercraft!
Quick! Get a movie made.
"Eels in a craft"..
"Hollywood" it up a little bit - say they're electric eels and get some stranded passengers..
Take it to your local red light district and sell time in it at £50 for ten minutes. I guarantee there'll be a queue a mile long before you know it.
My hoovercraft is full of silverfish because the landlord won't get the leaking roof fixed.
You could try emptying the hoovercraft's bag.
Stop taking LCD.. That will keep the Eels out of your HOOvercraft. I took a hovercraft across the channel a few years ago. That was a wicked-cool ride! :)
I will not buy this record. It is scratched.
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