How do i correct nautical charts you bunch of tosspots?
If ya dont ill slap y'all.
Answers:
I have the answer for you that would garantee an A grade, but alas your rudeness prevents me from sharing.
do it yourself, or u will be the one recieving the slaps di$k
Ask nicely and we will tell you untill then go stand in the corner
I dont like your language but you seem such a pathetic and
helpless little squirt so I give you some help:
Obtain the British Admiralty "Notices to Mariners" - they are
issued weekly.
try it and see
You obviously need to study more as both your questions are for your homework..though at least your where polite on your first question
This is our future,youth intelligence at it`s best?
i'll tell you then answer if you let me sh.it in your mouth whilst you mum sucks me off?
if you stop w@nking and study more, then you would know the answer, oh and remind me never to sail on your ship.
All the nice boys love a sailor - backs to the wall or we might get press ganged
Its not nautical charts that you need to correct.its yourself!!
if you had asked tidy i would of sent you an essay i did on it but there we go
Given the attitude and ignorance exhibited in your question,
I would suggest that you use whiteout and a marking pen. Make whatever corrections your little mind comes up with.
Charts , nautical charts , charlatan , are you any relation to that ponce who gave " Billy Bud " such a hard time . . . , YOU looking to correct sea charts , the way you are going mate maybe 2 straightjackets with weights , then the oceans , any one will do for what you are all about !.
1. the tosspot , who dat ?
2. W@nk(er) , who dat ?
3.Project(ile) , it be either in de right or de lef' hand efen as you is reading dis . right or RIGHT ?
4.Need to know , exactly YOU need to know , the Q is what we , your gentle readers percieve it as wot you NEED to know , ( dont you know how it feels to have your ars kicked until your knows bleeds , probably knot /naut . . . , if in doubt give the cook a shout . . . , as mind numbing a piece of nautical poetry as you will ever find )!
5. Any ideas , . . .you are a lucky bastard , some one in these answers has allredy given you the answer , if you can find it !
6.braindead spew
7.moron spew
8. contribute . . .spew . . . = to give freely / voluntarily of ones own volition /free will
9. probably , re to #7 above
10. crap , re to 9, 8, 7, 6, all above
11. " but ill give it a go rather than do it myself " , wot the fcuk kind of oxymoronic language is that I bloody well arsk ye , Engerish is not your !st language is it , have you got yourself a nice little satin lined cylnder eats machine , wot time is it , so that you no longer have to put wanker in your resume , honest little fellow that you are !
12 if you didn't get all of #11 above please refer back #s 2 & 3 above in that order , generally speaking 2 comes before 3 .
13 thank you and have a nice day .
Somebody's got a bee in their bonnet!
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