Any good names for airlines? Eg TWA = Try Walking Across?
CAAC, China Airlines Always Crash
also Cancel At Any Cost
SABENA Such A Bad Experiense Never Again
PIA Please Inform Allah Prehaps I Arrive
BOAC Better On A Camel
QANTAS Queers And Nymphomaniacs Travel As Stewards
LUFTHANSA Let Us Fu*k The Hostess As No Steward Avalable
Just a few you must have more
Answers:
Here are some I pulled of www.crewstart.com
ALITALIA:
Always Late In Takeoff Always Late In Arrival
Always Late in Takeoff Always Late In Arriving
Always Late In Transit Always Late In Arrival
Airplane Landed In Tokyo And Luggage In Atlanta
A Little Italian Tradition And Lotsa Italian Attitude
Always Late ITALIAns
All landed in Turin, All luggage in Athens
American Airlines:
A Miracle Each Rider Is Currently Alive Now
Airline Meals Eaten Regularly Induces Cramps and Nausea
BOAC (British Overseas Airways Corp.)
Better On A Camel
Bloody Old and Careless
Bail Out And Crash
British Overseas Air Catastrophes
British Overdue Airways Corporation
Bring Over American Cash
Britain's Only Airborne Circus
BWIA (British West Indies Airways):
Britain's Worst Investment Anywhere
Bound to Wait In the Airport
But Will It Arrive
Britain's Worst Investment Abroad
Baggage Wandering In Africa
Better Walk If you're Able
Born to Wait In Airports
But Will I Arrive?
Better Wish It Arrives
Best Women In Air
Delta
Doesn't Ever Leave The Airport
Didn't Expect To Land There Anyway
Delta: "We love to fly and it shows"
Delta Connection: "We're Learning to Fly and it Shows"
Don't Even Leave The Airport
Don't Even Let Them Aboard
Departing Even Later Than Anticipated
Deliver Everyones Luggage To Atlanta
Deltoid (The Chicken Flight) Air Lines
Do Every Little Thing Awkwardly
Damaged Engines Limit Takeoff Ability
Departures Extra-Late, Tardy Arrivals
Directed Everybody's Luggage To Atlanta
Doesn't Ever Let Terrorists Aboard
Doesn't Experience Like This Andrenalize?
Drunken Engineers Land Too Abruptly
Don't Expect Luggage To Arrive
Do Everything Late To Annoy
Dirty Exteriors Lack Travellers' Approval
Don't Ever Land There Again
Northwest
Nobody Out Ranks This Horrid, Worthless, Excruciatingly Sluggish Transport
United:
Usually No Idea (of) Time Estimated Departure
U Never Intended To Eat Didya
U Need Insurance That Exempts Death
Usually Not Inclined To Eliminate Disasters
Ur Not Intended To Ever Depart
U Never Intend to Expedite Delivery
elal every landing always late
No, but that is funny!
******* wanting airborne
Me and Bubba Got Us a Plane and We Be Flying and Sh*t! WBFS is down here at the 34th street and where the subway ain't finished yet and we are borrowing their tunnel for a hanger.
Just look for the sign that says Me and Bubba's airport MacDonalds, and Jiffy Tax Turbos, auto car wash and tanning salon!
Bubba got his license to fly just last week so he is up on all the new stuff and I got mine from the little dude on the avenue just 2 months ago so we are both good to fly to the moon baby!
American Airlines
Aircrafts Means Every Ride Is Cheap And Nauseous Affairs I Really Loathe In Nasty Economy Seatings.
THAI ..totally hot **** injection
JMC: Just Might Crash
Just More Cr*p
BA: Boring *ssholes
Bouncing Around
And the old favourites
Squeezyjet
Sleazyjet
Quesyjet
BRITISH COMPANIES; FIRST CHOICE= FIRST CHAV, EASYJET=SLEAZYJET = THOMAS COOK= THOMAS C*CK. IRISH AIRLINE AER LINGUS= CUNNILINGUS. QUANTAS= QUEERS AND NANCIES TRAINED AS STEWARDS.
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