What car should I but to make me look like I have a huge nob?
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For a 'huge nob' I would suggest.
A bicycle
A pair of Lycra cycling shorts
A salami sausage
It's a lot cheaper than a car and the results are instant and far more visual.
I for one find it impossible not to look at the package when a guy is wearing cycling shorts.
Either that or a Sinclair C5. I believe it was only ever big dicks that bought those!
If you need a car to prove your size, then it must be pretty small!
A bus
I'm not sure "butting" a car will make people think you've a big nob.
A Smart car!! Like my other half drives (when I let him borrow it)!
a Dinky Toy Mini !.
no car wud make anyone think that, that type of question is more likely to make people think u hav a small 'nob' as u put it :D
a ford must hang
1937 wombat
A new Mini or Beetle will make you look LIKE a huge nob - don't know anything really that says "Hey, check me - it's like a baby's arm holding an orange!"
(Except a rusty 1972 Morris Ital, maybe)
keep your money - you are a big enough prick yourself.
The smallest car possible. Having a big flash car people will think your compensating for something small...
nothing says i got a small dick and im a wanker more than a porsche
or if u're a chav then a citreon saxo impresses all the 15 year old council estate girls (dont't forget, bass box, massive spoiler and furry dice and hardcore jungle music)
if this dont get you laid then nothing will good luck
you dont need a new car to look like a huge knob.oh sorry was that not the question?
Get a new mini cooper
You don't need a car, you need a DIY store. Homebase do quite a large range, you can even pick up a door to go with it
Um, if you want to give that impression, get a motorcycle and stick a roll of socks down your pants. Make sure the socks are in front, not in back! Otherwise, instead of spending the money on a car, I'd go for the surgery.
LOL! Get a mini cooper! Or a FOrd Fiesta!
you are a huge knob
toy tonka car, if not a mini
get a motor scooter and stuff a empty toilet paper roll in your under shorts.
a pedal car.
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