Can anyone help me?

I've got a bit of poo that needs 'working' out of my bot-bot. Any suggestions?

Answers:
you need to do the egg timer thingy. Sit on the toilet and place your hands either side of your tummy, rock gently backwards and forwards whilst pressing your tummy, do this for 3 minutes (egg timer), give a gentle push. Do not push excessively you will cause yourself to have piles. Repeat the above no more than 6 times. If this fails take a laxative. Happy pooing.
Your a ******* dumbass!
Use your hat
Be like an accountant,work it out with a pencil
If your any good at maths you work it out with a pencil!
The fastest way is an enema. Never had one, but I hear it's quite painful. You can also take laxatives. Me, I just have to smoke a cigarette or drink some coffee & I'm set. This is a sick question.
Are you sure its not your head??
try a tootbrush
PRUNES A WHOLE TIN OF THEM !..).!

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