Pub Welcome Signs . . .?
I passed a pub today and their board said 'WARNING. This Pub may contain nuts!'
What is the best welcome sign you have come across?
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at a pub near me it has a big sign saying no children allowed,for when you go into the beer garden there are lots of play equipment,what's all that about
I saw one which said "We serve crabs, please sit down" and another which you probably wouldn't call a welcome sign as such said "once the floor is full, would you please use the ashtrays"
Its not exactly a welcome sign -- but it cracks me up!
"All unattended children will be given a shot of espresso and a puppy."
That just conjures up the funniest mental image!
the best one i saw was.
children are allowed in here but not aloud!!
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me
than a frontal lobotomy
This pub is a smoke free zone. it has atmosphere.
On the door of our local pub "I've hanging around here for 300 years" it then goes on to basically say shut the door in a comical way!
It's not really 'funny' but there was a pub in central London with a sign on the door saying: 'Workmen not allowed' (or something like that). I thought that was a really snotty sign, talk about discrimination! (and I'm not a workman myself so I am not biased!)
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What is the best welcome sign you have come across?
Answers:
at a pub near me it has a big sign saying no children allowed,for when you go into the beer garden there are lots of play equipment,what's all that about
I saw one which said "We serve crabs, please sit down" and another which you probably wouldn't call a welcome sign as such said "once the floor is full, would you please use the ashtrays"
Its not exactly a welcome sign -- but it cracks me up!
"All unattended children will be given a shot of espresso and a puppy."
That just conjures up the funniest mental image!
the best one i saw was.
children are allowed in here but not aloud!!
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me
than a frontal lobotomy
This pub is a smoke free zone. it has atmosphere.
On the door of our local pub "I've hanging around here for 300 years" it then goes on to basically say shut the door in a comical way!
It's not really 'funny' but there was a pub in central London with a sign on the door saying: 'Workmen not allowed' (or something like that). I thought that was a really snotty sign, talk about discrimination! (and I'm not a workman myself so I am not biased!)
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