After 30 years I have just managed to get a lady to come out to dinner with me?
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30 years , you must be starving ! If cash is no object I would suggest Asda , handy for a bit of shopping afterwaeds . I would say take your own wine , theirs is far too expensive .
Happy eating and good luck
Which ones closer to your mama's basement?
McDonald's Get the Bic Mac for some real luck.
NEITHER, IF IT TOOK YOU 30 YEARS AND SHE IS GOING ALL OUT TO GET FANCY SHE WANT SOMETHING A LITTLE BIT MORE ROMANTIC
YOU MUST BE VERY HUN GREY
forget burgers. get her a large donna kebab, then a couple of cans of kestral lager to wash it down.. bingo shes all yours
Surely you must be Joe King! (I'm not joking & stop calling me Shirley!) Tee hee.
McD's. The fries are better. Love the Big Mac! But you won't get lucky. At least take her for a nice steak dinner. Or lobster. Some ladies get off on that. Personally I think seafood is disgusting. Especially crustaceans! Creepy!
How about the kentucky? Theres something to be said for finger foods!
Come on it is you're first dinner with a woman take her to ihop or at least take her to a Chinese restaurant
I'd go for Burger King, but make sure that she pays half to prove that you are a liberated man.she'll go for this for sure!!
Also you could introduce the free toys as some bizaare sex game.
Nah Mate, use your head, take her to KFC, at least if you dont get lucky with her at the end of the night you will still of had your hands in a greasy box.
I would not take her to any of those. Take her somewhere more romantic. Chinese is definetly better or an italian restaurant.
neither the lights are too bright, nobody wants to see you and your psych ward escapee in her 30 year old evening dress that she never got to wear to junior prom
If you want to get lucky for sure, take her to McDonalds and get her the happy meal. Show her you're not cheap & tell them to super size your fries. She will be over whelmed. And good luck to you.
If by your choice of places to eat are fast fool places and you know she plans to wear a gown. You should save the money you plan to spend, put a down payment on a new toilet bowl to stick your head
into it.
If you plan to be lucky it may be that you will have to play your own flute.
Pub first skinful of lager for you . Half of mild for the lady.
Down to the local chippy for the slap up evening meal.
Perhaps the traditional sausage dinner for yourself.
She will perhaps have a hot pasty so you could always slip her a bit of the old sausage to tempt her pallet further.
Back round to your place with a couple of cans of lager for yourself and perhaps a small sip for the lady
After a thirty year wait that should make a real impression
Try the Ace cafe down the Old Kent Road. They do a lovely sausage, egg, bacon and chips. Oh, and don't forget the tart for afters!
entertain her in your own home. then you can entice her upstairs. cook her a nice meal.. with some expensive wine, present her with some flowers she will be putty in your hands.
If she is wearing an evening dress and you take her to Burger King or McDonalds--trust me, you won't get lucky!
Try something more high class.
Get a home delivered take away and stay in. Do not get a five star curry because she will spend the rest of the evening siitting on the toilet reading a novel. Thats what happened to me when I tried a five star.
Seems like a stupid question, if you have been waiting 30 years (since 1976) you should ask the lady where she wants to go or at least pick a decent place, not McDonalds or Burger King.
First of all, congrats on the date. Second of all, If she is going to wear an evening dress, dont take her to fast food. Take her somewhere niceer than that. She will probablly not go on another date with you if you take her to mcdonalds or burger king.
Expand your ground - I wouldn't go for BK or McD's they are crappy & cheapskate for first dates I think. Try an Italian resturant. It will be worth it.
Good luck on your date working out for you.
Well Joe, I would suggest a drive through and then a picnic on top of a hill
Good luck - it would work for me!
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