If you was a garden gnome what would you wear and whos garden would you sit in?
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I am a gnome and I am sitting in your garden right now disguised as a tree.
I am watching you
be afraid
be very afraid
HA HA HA HA HAHA
I would wear funky suspenders and sit in a garden with many other gnomes.
binoculars and would sit in jake gyllenhalls garden mmmm
I would be naked in the white house rose garden :)
i would wear an tuxedo and i would be in anyones garden who has lots of female gnomes
i would wear nothing and sit at the playboy mansion
I wouldn't wear any cloths, and I would sit in Vin Diesel's Garden! LOL!
id wear a frilly tutu and a tiara, sparkly shoes, revealing top and look really shiny. I would sit in will mellors garden as i just love him.. and hopefully id catch his eye once in a while
oh gawd. gnome.
I used to get called lawn gnome in college.. I am short .. just under 5 feet.. so I would wear my usual casual clothes and sit in my desk at any of the college students lawns that used to call me such.
I would stare them down till they broke like little porcelain gnomes themselves. muhahahaha
wel first of all i wud b in johnny depps garden wiv all my lil ovr gnome friends an i wud secretly spy on him with my miniture james bond style binoculars so he wont no wat im doin he he
I'd wear a smile and a fig leaf and be in Nigella Lawson's Garden!
i would wear a rain mac, wellies and sit in the rain Forrest, i love the sound of rain falling on the trees.
Kiera Knightleys garden of course. And i would wear nothing but a cheeky grin on my face.
i would be naked, in a yoga pose while sitting in your garden xx
oh, yeah. would be 5 foot high as well, coz i wouldnt want you to miss seeing me !! lol xx
I would wear my smurf outfit, sit there in Margaret Thatchers garden (god bless her) and pound away at my lickle muppet.
Nothing and in Michelle Thorne's garden!
i would be naked and sit in your garden, then i would come alive at night sneak to your room and ?....
I'd be wearing a Burkha in Cherie's garden
I would wear a Chippendale outfit in a German garden next to a rose bush directly on the main road.
In Germany the old ladies are always looking at other peoples' roses and the look on their faces when they spot me should be worth the cold I might catch.
I would wear Prada dharling and in sit in anybodies garden as long as it had a gazebo and no cats.....
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