CAN ANYBODY bring a tear to my eyes.?

It's my birthday on Tuesday May 16th. Can anybody write me a nice little verse that will make me so happy I will probably sob. I'm an emotional person, so it should be easy. Thank you

Answers:
The Dummy

In that forgotten part of town
Where wasted hopes and dreams abound,
A wrinkled man with life near end,
In hopes to have at least one friend,
Fashioned bits of wood and things
And made a dummy run by strings.

He sat alone for hours on end,
Conversing with his only friend
And found delight within the fact
That he controlled it's every act.
He told it how he never had
A chance, since all his luck was bad
Although he'd tried so to succeed -
The dummy nodded and agreed.

And how his journeys in romance
Had never given him a chance,
And wasn't it a crying shame
That he was always held to blame
When everyone knew, oh so well,
That life is but a living Hell,
Controlled by lust and power and greed?
The dummy nodded and agreed.

With patience that would rival saints,
That dummy sat through all complaints
And, with each little expert tug,
He'd droop his head or bow or shrug
And give some comfort to the man
Who held his lifelines in his hand
And helped to fill a lonely need
When he just nodded and agreed.

Senility increased with time
As did the old man's phantomime,
And feverish fingers pulled with glee
The dummy's dance of misery.
They never left each other's side
Until the day both stopped and died.
We found them lying, hand in hand,
The dummy - and his wooden friend.

happy birthday my dear friend
Cut an onion u will automatically get tears.
only thing that comes to my mind is HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUCKER
Don't try crying(even with joy) on ur Birthday. Stay without it for the entire 24 hrs. Its better.
Poke a stick in your eye, it'll make you cry.

Happy Birthday
boo hoo
UR MOTHER HAVE DIED
Since I don't know how emotional you are, that is a tough call.
For in and out, above, about, below,
'Tis nothing but a Magic Shadow-show,
Played in a Box whose Candle is the Sun,
Round which we Phantom Figures come and go.

-Omar Khayyam

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