If a "Cow jumped over the Moon"?
Why is my wife not in the Guinness Book of Records?
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Because you cheated on her for a spoon, you stupid dish!!
thats mean
Because you're such a bad husband, nobody will publish your last name.
cuz your mom jumped higher
what has your wife done to be in the guiness book of records, surely your not calling her a cow!!
because i jumped after her and looked up her skirt.so if anyone goes into the books it'll be her first then me..
She is such a lucky lucky woman, wedded bliss im sure.
A cow cannot jump over the moon, and your wife needs to do 598 Hula Hoops at one time. Or if she had a cow and it jumped over a moon, that would be a record, but then again, the Moon has no top or bottom, so it really cannot be jumped over or under.
If you break down your sentence, you get "cow", and "over the moon". Now your wife might be a big girl, and she's really happy, like over the moon kind of thing. Is that what you were trying to say ? It's just the "jumped" i can't seem to place anywhere.
I had a wife once and I sure would have liked to see her jump over the moon but not return. Com to think of it she did jump and I have no idea where she is now. No do not tell me where.
Why is she still married to a mean guy like you?
Baa Baa Black Sheep have you any sense
Your Wife is a Fat Cow
Do not take offence! LOL
You made me laugh TY
if she jumps over the moon it will be wen she is rid o u no doubt
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Answers:
Because you cheated on her for a spoon, you stupid dish!!
thats mean
Because you're such a bad husband, nobody will publish your last name.
cuz your mom jumped higher
what has your wife done to be in the guiness book of records, surely your not calling her a cow!!
because i jumped after her and looked up her skirt.so if anyone goes into the books it'll be her first then me..
She is such a lucky lucky woman, wedded bliss im sure.
A cow cannot jump over the moon, and your wife needs to do 598 Hula Hoops at one time. Or if she had a cow and it jumped over a moon, that would be a record, but then again, the Moon has no top or bottom, so it really cannot be jumped over or under.
If you break down your sentence, you get "cow", and "over the moon". Now your wife might be a big girl, and she's really happy, like over the moon kind of thing. Is that what you were trying to say ? It's just the "jumped" i can't seem to place anywhere.
I had a wife once and I sure would have liked to see her jump over the moon but not return. Com to think of it she did jump and I have no idea where she is now. No do not tell me where.
Why is she still married to a mean guy like you?
Baa Baa Black Sheep have you any sense
Your Wife is a Fat Cow
Do not take offence! LOL
You made me laugh TY
if she jumps over the moon it will be wen she is rid o u no doubt
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