Whats your favourite swear word? why and how do you use it?
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ohhh i luv wankstain thats a fave but theres also f*ckwit and my ultimate is either twat or c*nt!!
Makes me smile just thinking about them !
I am afraid its Wankstain! Usually shouted at the prat who just cut me up on the M25. I use it cos not many other people do!
I have a favourite phrase i say when something goes wrong, altho i'm trying to curb my swearing as my daughter is 2 and starting to repeat things. f*ckity poo knickers is very relieving at stressful times! of course now i say 'oh foo' instead of most things just so i don't get a little voice repeating what i said!
i use the word bast*rd alot while driving
Of course i won't say a swear word but what i know is that people say those words because they have nothing more to do in their lives.
bast-ard is one i use a lot.. say it all the time! You can call people it, you can say it if something bad has happened. i'm a bad girl..
Bollox is a favourite of mine. It seems to fit every situation.
If im annoyed i love to yell sh*tting hell. I doesnt seem as aggressive and i always laugh at myself after
C*UNT! so offensive.. i love it lol
Merda - meaning s.h.i.t.!
Used everyday by lots of people in many ways.!
Ha Ha
You just know this question will get chopped, i can hear all those abuse buttons clicking all over the UK right now.
its you fcuking w@nker at ignorant drivers who block junctions and dont let you out,and when you let them through and they dont thank you
mine is FECK,ITS AN IRISH ONE PRESUME LY FROM THE WORD ****.
AND IT SOUNDS ALOT BETTER
Bollocks! All the time.
Well.I tend to just try and string as many together as possible when in a particularly stressful situation but I must commend Puffy at the top there because I thought I was the only person who used Wankstain!!!
Bollocks and Bugger are particularly good for quick swears :-)
Yep usually stupid Pillock when driving or nob head
Yep ime going to get another poxy email.
oh its gotta be SHITE! like them old farmers up north!
my girl seems to have aquired a taste for SHITHEAD, but i prefer FUCKNUT!
bo11ocks is my favourite. when i'm really annoyed though, it's usually f*cking b@stard!
It's a nasty word, but very effective! C U Next Tuesday!
Bollocks - it has a certain emphasis in the right places.
My personal favourite is this Singaporean phrase "K-A-N N-I N-A BU CHAO C-H-E-E B-Y-E" which means "F**k your mother's smelly c**t". When written in emails or IM, it can be abbreviated to KNNBCCB. Basically this phrase can be used in more or less any situation although it is considered very offensive to some.
Certain words have had to be written in this manner to bypass Yahoo's censorship
douchebag is a particular favourite
someone cut me up while driving the other day and i called him a twatfuck, then laughed but i like it, im gonna keep it and use it as often as poss
It's so hard to just pick one - it kind of depends on the situation.
To deliberately upset bible thumpers trying to force opinions on you: "Jesus God damned mother f ucking sonofabitch Christ and his pimpfucking mother!"
To upset prudes: c unt usually does the trick
When things go wrong: 8ollocks, 8ugger and fuckitall in the ar5e
General insults: dicksplat, cocksucker, whorebitch, fucktard, shitlicking buttfucker, pigfucker, donkey raping shiteater (from South Park), shitstain, imbecelic tw*t, cuntsucking ar5elicker.
So picking just one is a tough ask
I think 8ollocks is probably the one I use most, or maybe tw*t.
Has to be f*ckwit. Particularly useful for ignorant or rude people and bad drivers.
feck off
1.Jackass is a term of affection in my home..we never say it in anger just sort of harassing each other playfully.
2.My personal fave..F.uck
3.when I am driving I have a horrible tendency to say dumb s h i t or whore.
4. Ding-dang (instead of s h i t) in front of the little kids
5. My 4 year oldie's fave is "butternut"
cu*nt without a doubt allows you the most vitriol.
favourite way of relieving stress upon transgressors is my very own phrase which rolls of the tongue after several usages .
you jumped up **** sucking syphilitic snot gobbling never come down again f;;kpig .
another phrase of utter exasperation is f''k spiders .
or f''k my fat aunt or f''k my old boots . take your pick there are plenty of stress busters around
Fugly-- abbreviation f*cking ugly
1) expression Are you nucking Futz on the road
2) coccsucker
3) A.s.s.holonia or idiot boi
4) at home around kids doo doo doo like carlos mancia lol
5) whiney beyatch
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