A man was found murdered on Sunday morning.?
The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.
The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?
Answers:
The maid, no mail on sundays = )
Dunno, but look forward to the answer!
Maid, no post on a sunday
The Butler cos the butler always does it!
The maid as the post doesn't get delivered on a sunday
The maid. No mail on Sundays.
You want us to say: "mail does not get delivered on Sundays", so it would be the maid - but maybe she was getting Saturday's delivery, or the maid made a mistake, or was dyslexic or senile or something.
PS The police probably would arrested the murderer not the murdered :)
The maid as their is no Post on a Sunday.
The maid! There's no mail on a Sunday.
MAIL ON A SUNDAY ITS THE MAID GIZ A JOB I COULD BE A POLICE OFFICER HEHE
MaiD
The maid. There is no mail delivery on Sunday.
She deserves to get arrested for that poor alibi!
Or maybe the butler, because butlers answers doors, don't they? I though maids cleaned. I've never had either, so I wouldn't know.
wife, if she was sleeping, how did she know?
If Fairy Nuff didn't post her answer I would have never have got it :s
Probably everyone chiped in.
Although. it would be VEERYnstrange if the Police arrested someone murdered. are they going to take the body. This means it was suicide. he probably left a note.
The maid, mail does not run on Sunday's.
the butler, why was he cleaning the closet?
it was the butler he was cleaning the closet so he could place the body in there lol
How could the maid have been getting the mail? The body was found Sunday and there is NO mail delivery on Sunday. AHA I do believe we have a killer !!
unless of course, the mail was delivered on Saturday AFTER the maid had left, and this was the first chance she had to get it. OH-OH now we may have to rethink this whole situation. Although the body was found Sunday morning, what was the actual time of death..
OH SCREW IT. IT WAS THE MAID. THE ALIBI DOES NOT FIT. LOCK HER UP. EXECUTE HER. SHE WAS PROBABLY A CRAPPY MAID ANYWAY.
I always read the Mail on Sunday a quality paper, so it must be the Butler as who would reasonably clean a closet.
Surely it's the butler. He wouldn't be cleaning the closet. That's not part of a butler's duties.
the maid no post on a sunday morning
the maid, because mail doesn't come on sunday
The Gardener- because he's an Illegal imigrant.
thats easy the maid cos there is no mail on sunday so she lied
The maid can't have been getting the mail, because you don't get any post on sundays.
Th man was FOUND murdered on Sunday. But it could've been DONE on Saturday, so it could still be the maid. And who says it's the man's wife? Could be ANYONE's wife. (You only said "the wife" not "his wife").
This man that was murdered..caught his wife having sex with the gardener..they were both out in the garden butt naked and going at it when her hubby looked out the upstairs window..he was furious and told the maid to put her clothes back on he had some bussiness to take care,,He went into the kitchen and grabbed a knife and the cook said HEY BIG BOY TOY are we on for tonight..of course we are.as he left the kitchen he seen the butler whos pants were unzipped and quickly got in the closet to give a quick pipe cleaning.HUBBYwas running out the door when HE slipped over the steps and landed face down on the knife..the end.miia
The maid - there's no mail on Sundays
It was the maid as there is no mail delivery on Sundays.
would say the maid unless its coming up to xmas.thats the only time you get mail on sunday unless your talking about the paper. of course he could have commited suicide.
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The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.
The police instantly arrested the murdered. Who did it and how did they know?
Answers:
The maid, no mail on sundays = )
Dunno, but look forward to the answer!
Maid, no post on a sunday
The Butler cos the butler always does it!
The maid as the post doesn't get delivered on a sunday
The maid. No mail on Sundays.
You want us to say: "mail does not get delivered on Sundays", so it would be the maid - but maybe she was getting Saturday's delivery, or the maid made a mistake, or was dyslexic or senile or something.
PS The police probably would arrested the murderer not the murdered :)
The maid as their is no Post on a Sunday.
The maid! There's no mail on a Sunday.
MAIL ON A SUNDAY ITS THE MAID GIZ A JOB I COULD BE A POLICE OFFICER HEHE
MaiD
The maid. There is no mail delivery on Sunday.
She deserves to get arrested for that poor alibi!
Or maybe the butler, because butlers answers doors, don't they? I though maids cleaned. I've never had either, so I wouldn't know.
wife, if she was sleeping, how did she know?
If Fairy Nuff didn't post her answer I would have never have got it :s
Probably everyone chiped in.
Although. it would be VEERYnstrange if the Police arrested someone murdered. are they going to take the body. This means it was suicide. he probably left a note.
The maid, mail does not run on Sunday's.
the butler, why was he cleaning the closet?
it was the butler he was cleaning the closet so he could place the body in there lol
How could the maid have been getting the mail? The body was found Sunday and there is NO mail delivery on Sunday. AHA I do believe we have a killer !!
unless of course, the mail was delivered on Saturday AFTER the maid had left, and this was the first chance she had to get it. OH-OH now we may have to rethink this whole situation. Although the body was found Sunday morning, what was the actual time of death..
OH SCREW IT. IT WAS THE MAID. THE ALIBI DOES NOT FIT. LOCK HER UP. EXECUTE HER. SHE WAS PROBABLY A CRAPPY MAID ANYWAY.
I always read the Mail on Sunday a quality paper, so it must be the Butler as who would reasonably clean a closet.
Surely it's the butler. He wouldn't be cleaning the closet. That's not part of a butler's duties.
the maid no post on a sunday morning
the maid, because mail doesn't come on sunday
The Gardener- because he's an Illegal imigrant.
thats easy the maid cos there is no mail on sunday so she lied
The maid can't have been getting the mail, because you don't get any post on sundays.
Th man was FOUND murdered on Sunday. But it could've been DONE on Saturday, so it could still be the maid. And who says it's the man's wife? Could be ANYONE's wife. (You only said "the wife" not "his wife").
This man that was murdered..caught his wife having sex with the gardener..they were both out in the garden butt naked and going at it when her hubby looked out the upstairs window..he was furious and told the maid to put her clothes back on he had some bussiness to take care,,He went into the kitchen and grabbed a knife and the cook said HEY BIG BOY TOY are we on for tonight..of course we are.as he left the kitchen he seen the butler whos pants were unzipped and quickly got in the closet to give a quick pipe cleaning.HUBBYwas running out the door when HE slipped over the steps and landed face down on the knife..the end.miia
The maid - there's no mail on Sundays
It was the maid as there is no mail delivery on Sundays.
would say the maid unless its coming up to xmas.thats the only time you get mail on sunday unless your talking about the paper. of course he could have commited suicide.
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