Where's the best place to hide my liquor bottles?
The ones I keep in the hedges by the playground keep getting discovered by children and stolen by local teenagers.
Answers:
why hide it always keep a bottle of brandy in your handbag feel the urge, take a swig. i keep a bottle in my pocket, buckfast in my other pocket. a cider in my coat pocket and a chateau la fait rothschild down my pants. oh i'm well stocked
bin?
under your pillow
Your bra.
Open up the hatch at the top of your lavatory and put them in there.
in ur ***.
Hide it in you stomach.
I'd like to suggest my liquor cabinet.but I'd be happy to share
under the kitchen sink
Under your bed
Neighbor's garbage can.
it depends who your hiding them from how old are you?
Give it to me.
Floorboards?
dont hide them, just invite the kids over once a week for a knees up..its just as dumb an idea as what you suggest already and they'll learn to drink with an adult lol
Put a lockable cabinet in your bedroom.
under you pillow so they're at hand in case of emergencies (Ie - you're thirsty, or you have a Craving. Thats quite a major emergency). Or in the knicker drawer.
Or in the cleaning cupboard - no one ever goes in there in my house. Just dont get them mixed up with the bleach.
here in Glasgow there is a glass recycle bin every 200 meters or so, so get a dog, go for a walk and drop a couple off every time
in your big posh wine cellar with the vintage bottles
put them in a case, tie a bit of rope to it and lower into a nearby river, remeber to tie the rope to something and cover the rope over.
Why do you feel the need to hide your alcohol? Maybe you should be seeking help.
Ask Mama she know's everything!
in your freezer you alcoholic
strap 'em to the underside of your bed using duct tape or something.
hide in under garments in hedge
Why do you feel you have to hide them? I have a feeling that you have a problem. Do you have to drink outside of the house? Do you drink so much that you fall asleep in fields and under hedgerows? I am not asking these questions to embarrass you. But just think, if this is the case it could be a very dangerous thing to do. If you were to sleep or pass out in the winter and a loved one was looking for you and couldn't find you could end up with hypothermia, if there were a pond or river, you could fall in and possibly drown. If you really want to stop I am sure your GP will give you all the help you deserve. Good Luck.
under your wig
I have a golden rule of ensuring myself and my friends drains the bottle/s dry and I take them to the local supermarket the next day and place them discreetly in the recycling bin. Not everyone's cup of tea but hey ho - it works for me!
Up yor big fat a ss
lol lol lolololo
VB i agree with u hahahahha in the depts of your ***
drink it baby , then no one going to discover it
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Answers:
why hide it always keep a bottle of brandy in your handbag feel the urge, take a swig. i keep a bottle in my pocket, buckfast in my other pocket. a cider in my coat pocket and a chateau la fait rothschild down my pants. oh i'm well stocked
bin?
under your pillow
Your bra.
Open up the hatch at the top of your lavatory and put them in there.
in ur ***.
Hide it in you stomach.
I'd like to suggest my liquor cabinet.but I'd be happy to share
under the kitchen sink
Under your bed
Neighbor's garbage can.
it depends who your hiding them from how old are you?
Give it to me.
Floorboards?
dont hide them, just invite the kids over once a week for a knees up..its just as dumb an idea as what you suggest already and they'll learn to drink with an adult lol
Put a lockable cabinet in your bedroom.
under you pillow so they're at hand in case of emergencies (Ie - you're thirsty, or you have a Craving. Thats quite a major emergency). Or in the knicker drawer.
Or in the cleaning cupboard - no one ever goes in there in my house. Just dont get them mixed up with the bleach.
here in Glasgow there is a glass recycle bin every 200 meters or so, so get a dog, go for a walk and drop a couple off every time
in your big posh wine cellar with the vintage bottles
put them in a case, tie a bit of rope to it and lower into a nearby river, remeber to tie the rope to something and cover the rope over.
Why do you feel the need to hide your alcohol? Maybe you should be seeking help.
Ask Mama she know's everything!
in your freezer you alcoholic
strap 'em to the underside of your bed using duct tape or something.
hide in under garments in hedge
Why do you feel you have to hide them? I have a feeling that you have a problem. Do you have to drink outside of the house? Do you drink so much that you fall asleep in fields and under hedgerows? I am not asking these questions to embarrass you. But just think, if this is the case it could be a very dangerous thing to do. If you were to sleep or pass out in the winter and a loved one was looking for you and couldn't find you could end up with hypothermia, if there were a pond or river, you could fall in and possibly drown. If you really want to stop I am sure your GP will give you all the help you deserve. Good Luck.
under your wig
I have a golden rule of ensuring myself and my friends drains the bottle/s dry and I take them to the local supermarket the next day and place them discreetly in the recycling bin. Not everyone's cup of tea but hey ho - it works for me!
Up yor big fat a ss
lol lol lolololo
VB i agree with u hahahahha in the depts of your ***
drink it baby , then no one going to discover it
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