Silly things you done drunk?
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took a dump in someones back garden
what havent I done!?
I forgot how to speak English correctly.
none.
recently went to a bar an got drunk with friends woke up with a cut open hand an a 10inch long bruise on my leg but don't ask me how i got them could not tell you for the life of me
laugh
got drunk in the first place
My bros's 18th birthday I got so drunk I woke up in the night and took the gas ring off the cooker and peed in it.
Then my mum came down switched the light on and there I was squatting over a cookier ring having a pee.
I never forget her face it was classic.
slept in a park in chicago an had cop wake me
Many, the list is endless. Its the sambucas fault im afraid, everytime I drink it, it makes me turn from rationally minded to off my rocker!
did a 300m naked dash in the snow. well it was more of a crawl as the drink and cold air had a very strong effect. Couldnt do anything but laugh.
be sick all over a bird you have been chatting up all night then go home and have a pee down the stars oooh hey and spitt on that bird for rejecting you after being sick on her.. that was a couple of years ago on my birthday what a night
fell off a 3ft stool, crawled along the dance floor into the toilet and washed my face in the toilet bowl!! 18 Tequilla shots not reccomended!
Oh loads but my my friend makes wine and all the sh*t at the bottom when its been syphoned they bet I wouldnt and I did..It hurt my belly! :o(
started talking about politicals to a very cute guy and didn't know shietz about anything
Throw my clothes in a pile and pee on them.
Only last week, my sister got drunk and decided to wax her bikini line (like you do when you're drunk - she thought it would hurt less!). She only got as far as pouring boiling wax over her hand, so she gave up, thank goodness! I dread to think what she would have done to herself otherwise! Ouch!!
I slept with my dog inside his house. (I havent washed him over a 2 month, and it was summer time) So Imagine my stinkiness,
The funniest would have to be when we snuck into an outdoor apartment complex pool during the night to go skinny dipping. We got caught and when we ran away to climb over the fence my friend dropped the 6-pack he was holing and tried to catch it but fell off the fence and started yelling and screaming. We all bolted and he came into the apartment a few min later bitching at us. It was so much fun.
don't remember most because I did them in blackout but I did sleep through my first AA meeting. Pity I missed it, because the following 2 years worth have been great!
Saw Massive Attack in concert on Sunday, got bladdered, got on some random blokes shoulders and flashed my breasts at Massive Attack! (Good idea at the time, thinking about it now though when I'm stone cold sober prob not one of my better ideas!!)
I've fallen off my bar stool a couple of times - and snogged some extremely unsuitable men!
When I was younger I got drunk and stayed at a friends house through the night I went to the toilet, when I had finished I returned to the wrong bedroom and tried to get into bed with my friends mum and dad! They were not pleased as I was completely naked. needless to say they through me out, and I never stayed there again.
At university I got pretty drunk and in the morning I wondered why my clothes next to my bed were wet.on further inspection I realised that they smelt of wee-I'd got up in my sleep and peed on them! I have numerous stories..at around the same time I peed in the halls of residents lift coz my room was on the 12th floor..the next morning I was stood outside the lift with two other people from my floor,the lift doors opened.and there was a huge puddle which reached the sides of the lift-it was at this point I remembered what I'd done the night before.OOOPS!
1. woke in a different house to where i started.. i think i wet myself too!!
2.Fell off a stool in a nightclub showing everyone my knickers!
i went to a house party, got really messy, fell inot bed, woke up about 5am to screams coming from next to me in the bed, realised what was going on when it was too late. i'd wet the bed of the girl who through the party. i flipped the matress and it was soaked right through, so i did what anyone would do- took off my underwear and ran out out the place commando
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