Did you spill my pint?
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My a*s is so large that it was impossible for me to avoid upending your beverage in the cramped conditions of this dank watering hole.
I will not apologise.
You should have noticed my preposterously gargantuan dimensions and taken appropriate action to avoid an event such as is.
It is you who should apologise to me, as I now have a stain on my 58 inch waist slacks from the spillage of your filthy libation that makes me look like I cannot control my bladder.
I demand that you lick the sweat from the rolls of my flabby belly as penance.
nope
aye sorry mate
ill get u another
hehe sorry its just too long
Yeh - what you gonna do about it?
well i didnt drink it.
Yes, would you like me to lick it up for you?
No, but I'm always up to sharing a few pints with friends.
sorry...i was very very very drunk at the time..
No, that guy did. Kick his ***.
no it was that guy you better go get him i will go this way you go that way.okay..
it was entirely your fault.
no.it was an earthquake methinks
Nay, lassie. 'Twerent I.
Did you eat my dou'ble burger?
no thanks for the two points though
nope
No, nothing worse than seeing a pretty female drinking a pint. (Well Ok there's loads worse in reality, but you know what I mean!)
No, I drank it and then used the glass to remove the ugly bloke at the bar's internal organs.
Na mate, it was that gorgeous red head that just went by.
Not me I swear!
It was uncle Sam!
heh, sorry, spilling pints is what I do, do you fancy a " worm do?"
No - I drank it. Let me buy you another. Black & Tan was it?
Or would you prefer a nice pint of bitters?
No, coz I can handle my drink. Not like you and your girlfriend.. I've had 15 pints of stella, I have.
Nah, nah you're alright. You're me best mate. My missus doesn't understand me.. etc.
whoops my arm slipped, must have had too much, sorry hiccup!
Nope. but I'll spill the beans on who did. it was you, you chump. when you fell on the floor after the 18th glass:-)
Oops sorry!
it wasnt me i swear it was the lepracorn sitting at the other end of the bar??
sorry
im sorry i didnt mean to :(
Not me
If i did, sorry.I'll get you another?
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